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Celeste

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i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there's somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they're the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they're possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can't tell me that.
on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they're free for all the town to pick whenever they'd like.
someone comes up behind us. It's the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn't Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren't making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don't do piracy or something ok please
You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account
i think this is the funniest possible image that could be used to illustrate this subject
OK FUN FACT i also thought this picture was hilarious when i encountered it a few months ago, so i was curious how it ended up on wikipedia
it turns out the uploader is in fact the woman in the photo (she's uploaded a few other pictures of herself to other articles) and she ran an extremely web 1.0 site on the topic of bondage
this was apparently a long-standing fantasy of hers and she in fact did an entire video plus accompanying photoshoot about it, which was run in a bondage magazine in the 90s and did in fact take place on an abandoned train track. they committed to the bit hard enough that there's even a shot of the sinister villain looming over her with a big document labeled DEED and a pen
the best part is that according to this page, there were two "villains" involved (the woman's two partners, apparently), and the other one was dressed as a gorilla. sadly there are no images of the gorilla kidnapper because that sounds like. even funnier.
anyway i thought this whole thing was kinda cute, lol
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life update: was at the hospital to get blood taken, but our doctors didn't put bloods on the system again
I *really* hate this window
Catastrophize Benedictine
...fine, I'll be psychotic ice cream, that sounds hilarious
so, playing Rhythm Heaven Groove and, holy heck, the Beatspell side mode is so good ! like, it's an actual story with actual twists - I was not expecting a twist that occurred at the end of chapter 4 (spoilers)
like, I was playing as Yu ! that's fascinating, who is this head of the magician's guild? is it Narra who has usurped me out of jealousy? like, yeah, genuinely really awesome and unexpexted :D
incredible nominative determinism
every now and then i am reminded of nintendo's official solution to the wii u pro controller not having gyro controls and it never fails to send me into hysterics
i think the wrist strap is what really pushes this over the edge for me. can't forget about the wrist strap.

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yk, since starting E, we've just had a *lot* of interest in flirting with people or being flirted with that didn't exist before, just, yeah, our brain has become incredibly silly :3
um, if you ever want to flirt with us, go ahead ig? idk, can't promise that we'll respond super quickly, but like, yeah
there needs to be a societal-wide push for acceptance of girls with antennae. let her touch your face with her feelers!!
as a moth girl sharing a brain with several other moth girls, this would be so awesome, I *do* want to touch pretty girls wirh my feelers, please let me touch your face with my feelers if you are a pretty girl, that sounds so fun, please please please please please
Mina the Hollower: Thoughts After Session 6 of Play
in this Session Mina does 1h30m of boss attempts and eventually wins and nothing else happens
this is all spoilerful, so like, readmore - this is a boss that's accessible relatively earlygame but was sufficiently difficult to where I imagine that it is supposed to be a relatively lategame encounter
Mina the Hollower: Thoughts After Session 5 of Play
in this session, Mina does some pretty cool thing, including acknowledging the complaint that we had which was a pretty cool payoff, finding another fun trinket combination, and doing some various harrowing things basically all of this is spoilerful, so just, yeah, readmore
Mina the Hollower: Thoughts After Session 4 of Play
in this session, we had Mina repair the fourth of the generators, complete three boss fights, and find a very powerful sidearm/trinket interaction
I wasn't massive on this section of the game - the mechanic of this area and how it interacted with the movement of the game wasn't something that I really enjoyed, and I think that the game really struggled to have enemies and level design that benefitted from the mechanic's inclusion - I did enjoy the three boss fights tackled a lot, and the high difficulty of this area was a lot of fun since it really asked a lot of very good play and thought as to how to approach things - I struggled a lot, I definitely think that what I did was the hardest I've seen from this game so far, but it wasn't so challenging that I don't think that the general public would be capable of clearing this (in fact, I think I'm probably worse at mechanical stuff than the average video game player, but I am very patient, so I have the capacity to do a lot of very challenging things - but like, if you're reasonably skilled at video games, I think doing all that I've done so far would be practical)
spoilers are after the readmore

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Mina the Hollower: Thoughts After Session 3 of Play
nonspoilerful: I am thoroughly enjoying this game, the gameplay is really good and I am enjoying a lot of this game's creativity - much like Shovel Knight before it, the game is just... endlessly creative, with consistently interesting writing and character designs which has allowed for the game to exist in a really interesting space where like, it still remains funny and entertaining while maintaining its really strong "creepy" air to the world that's designed
I think that the story has been extremely frustrating so far, but like, I don't think that that's necessarily a bad thing - will have to see how the game uses that possible frustration in future storytelling stuff to know for certain
spoilerful stuff (have played approximately 8 hours of gameplay) will be below a read more
research on Finland is going well