Backflipping into Hell :)

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

“bend over” “bend what? over”

I hate this place

We have GOT to get regular porn back on this website.

what do you think this is

my crippling "having fun" addiction is getting in the way of my productivity unfortunately

hey sorry for getting really pissy at you earlier because I could hear you chewing. see I have a condition called [remembers pathologizing my behavior is unhelpful] it's actually because I hate you, specifically,

reblog to join a school of fish with prev

the reblog graph on this is impressive but we can make it bigger

“they were flirting with you” and how was i supposed to know such a thing when everyone speaks in codes and puzzles

you are doing some sort of riddler shit to me.

if tumblr dies remember u can find me at high altitudes in the himalayas ruminating on grass and herbs and shrubs and such.

at the grocery store trying to find a fruit that will heal my vibriosis infection (physical) my grief (emotional) my burnout (combination of both) and my migraine (actually the result of stress induced by the demands of a Heathen god I made too many promises to one snowy night in the forest)

apples are in season ig

hes kind of awesome

"don't go grocery shopping when hungry" doesn't work for me because Not Hungry Me cannot conceive of a universe in which food is needed so she buys like a cup of pomegranate seeds and some fancy cheese and thinks that'll get us through the week.

FUN FACT the scientist who said that made it the fuck up! he's also the same dude who said that if kids made eye contact with the character on food boxes they wanted it more. so now all the cereal mascots/kids mascots look downwards to a child height. but THEY MADE IT UP and it's allllllll bullshit and bad science to the point cornell deleted the fuckin cereal eyes study from the face of the earth and modern research is saying you SHOULD shop when ur hungry because it makes you put more value on food that would give you more nutrition and actually sharpens your ability to feed yourself well

So I think the cereal box guy was Brian Wansink and honestly that tracks. If Wansink thinks we should be grocery shopping when full then we should definitely be doing it when hungry. Bruh is an absolute joke.

THAT'S THE BASTARD

Maintenance Phase also did an episode on this guy

I made a list of as many ai sites i could find to block with ublacklist, just copy and paste them in ublacklist's options menu

ilove when someone posts about an issue that's supposedly plaguing society and it's painfully obvious that said issue is not a thing that matters if youre not on tiktok

"EV sales are in a slump" is actually a statistical error. Rolling Deathtrap Georg, who lives in South Africa and spends billions of dollars a day trying to convince people he's cool, is an outlier adn should not be counted.