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*having spent the last week treating euros and pounds like monopoly money* BUT WHAT IF I also take a very expensive detour at the end of this trip to go to NYC?

#july is for financially irresponsible decisions i guess #i cant help it #i loved nyc

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Last day of work before vacation !!!! and it's a half dayyyy

obsequist

What’s CNC

Cookies n cream babie

cherrypikkins

some of my favorite black cat motivationals :3

#cats

deadpowol

#YOU PUT LARRY ON THE TEAM #make him an unpaid intern #BUT YOU PUT HIM ON DA TEAM !!!#cats

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extratragic

i stole this from twitter

im-somewhere-in-the-stratosphere

To all my mutuals whether we talk much or not I love you all

mushroominawaterbottle

there is the line between bisexual and aroace and i am using it as a jump rope

squidcrimes

feel like Intuition is telling me to go out tonight...but that means I have to get ready to go oooooooout. so much work.

squidcrimes

I am Dressed. I am Going Out. I am Moderately Annoyed About 10:30 PM Sunlight. But I am Going.

squidcrimes

UPDATE new dj I haven't heard before and they're 🔥🔥🔥 also who said the youths don't dance (they don't dance as well as I do, but tbf, I had the benefit of a year in LA dancing at cool clubs and stealing cool people moves)

#can u tell im four drinks in #also #should i move back to LA???#no #unless???

squidcrimes

feel like Intuition is telling me to go out tonight...but that means I have to get ready to go oooooooout. so much work.

squidcrimes

I am Dressed. I am Going Out. I am Moderately Annoyed About 10:30 PM Sunlight. But I am Going.

#i just feel like clubs are unhinged #and should not be open during daylight hours

feel like Intuition is telling me to go out tonight...but that means I have to get ready to go oooooooout. so much work.

#im doin it #probably this is not Intuition and is in fact just Caffeine #but im doin it

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Not getting too specific, but my entire family is convinced I have a secret boyfriend. I don't have a secret boyfriend. But my mom is coming to stay at my place and watch my cat this month while I'm on vacation, and I fear my shower set up is not beating the Secret Boyfriend allegations:

#“his” and “hers” but it's just me deciding if i wanna be more femme or masc on any particular day #explaining that to any of my family members would be more painful than just letting them think i have a secret boyfriend

busket

WARNING IF YOU HAVE A JOB DO NOT DO A JOYOUS AND LOVELY ACTIVITY WITH YOUR HOMIES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WEEK OR ELSE YOU WILL TRICK YOURSELF INTO THINKING ITS THE WEEKEND WHEN ITS REALLY ONLY WEDNESDAY!!!

#every monday i go to trivia #and every monday i get too lit for a week day #and then i spend tuesday-thursday trying to get it together #and all because i had two ciders on a monday

liache

i love that we and cats share pareidolia (seeing patterns where they dont exist), but instead of seeing faces in everyday objects like us, they see snakes

that computer cord? snake. string? small snake. cucumber? short fat straight snake

yiffmaster

snake pareidolia is one of the strongest things in human minds too! people report freezing mid-stride before being consciously aware of a snake in front of them, and the same happens with coiled rope, etc. in humans and other primates. it’s even been proposed that the need to detect snakes was a factor in the development of primates’ insanely good color eyesight

ehlbee

It’s because snakes are wonderful and we must stop and admire them at any cost

#cats #but also #snakes

I got a garlic bulb tattoo a week ago, and a non-zero number of people have asked me, with absolutely zero humor or sarcasm, if it's because I'm afraid of vampires.

#wild question to ask at all #but especially a wild question to ask ME #a person who is obviously and openly pro-vampires

villainwithacrush

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parkchanwoohoo

Found abusive family

orpheuslament

oftentimes two guys who want to fuck each other not fucking each other is hotter than if they fucked each other

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