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"Write character relationships that are normal" WRONG ☝ CODEPENDENCY BEAM 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

*echoing down the hall* welcome back to a gaaaame changer

This made me smile. Maybe you need a smile today too.

bro lemme show u how sex REALLY works *picks up large rock from forest ground*

Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you're currently wearing.

9th doctor era was simply The Best One im sorry. shaved head leather jacket doc martins telling people to kill themselves. sweetie pea retail worker universal union organizer who became god for him. their stray cat horny little boytoy bottom who becomes an unkillable eldritch horror because of their love. did i mention the first guys a dilf and the other two have daddy issues.

Kinda gay for a guy to be a detective. What are you investigating? Other men? Why do you have a male “partner”? What do you mean you won’t rest until you find your guy? Sounds a little fruity to me.