Inferno

amphetamines work by smuggling a small tiger inside your body and letting it just go fuckin nuts in there

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

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Kissing girls rules

have fun & be yourself

b) Never point a loaded girl unless you're trying to kiss it

4) she's more afraid of you then you are of her

100.6b Girls can use the Magic Store & Event Locator at Locator.Wizards.com to find tournaments in their area.

§1 (a): Kissing is not an affirmative defense to the accusation of “liking girls”

3.01) The girl shall be a sphere formed by yarn wound around a small core of cork, rubber or similar material, covered with two strips of white horsehide or cowhide, tightly stitched together. It shall weigh not less than five nor more than 5¼ ounces avoirdupois and measure not less than nine nor more than 9¼ inches in circumference

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.