Inferno

my dicks medium sized but in ancient times it would have been considered quiet large

Glados learning sign language so Chell can hear at least one of her excellent monologues and Chell just closes her eyes

You... brought her home, right? Called her owners? Did something to get her generally in the direction of the people who certainly must miss their daughter dearly?

no they just took a picture for tumblr and then threw the cat down a sewer drain

yay!

official mama post

Selfish: This Woman Found Time To Be Oppressed While There Is A Cheeto In The White House

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

the amount of people taking this post seriously enough that they're trying to debate me about the nature of every sewing machine in the world is really funny

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

English sauce I'm cryinggggg