Why do ppl keep saying that they make a mean dish why's it gonna be mean why does every thing have to be evil 😔 so much hate in the world

i make a tender, caring roast chicken that'll kiss you so so much

I make a mac n cheese so good you could fuck it

my favourite adhd / general executive dysfunction feeling is when you become very consciously aware that you are bored and there is nothing interesting left on the 5 social media apps you’ve been cycling around for the past hour and finally a small logical part of your brain goes “hey! perhaps at this point it might actually be more fun to do one of the productive things you’ve been putting off!” and you’re this close to going oh huh yeah maybe that's true! and getting up to do some housework or read a book or something when a far louder part of your brain goes “NO WAIT!!!! maybe THIS time when we refresh tumblr.... it will be interesting again” and you’re like "ohhhh right sorry for doubting you boss" & promptly get right back to doing fuck all

in fairness to those kids that don't understand what "camp" means, I don't think I could explain it much better if I tried. my internal definition is basically a crumpled up list of signifiers like "sixties batman TV show" and "my high school drama teacher who never explicitly said he was gay but we all knew"

if you asked me to describe the difference between "camp" and "kitsch" I'd have a 50% chance of going "uhhhh hummel figurines are kitsch but not camp" and a 50% chance of my head exploding on the spot

and this is the perfect example of when you know what the punchline will be from the very beginning and are still absolutely shocked at what you see

we come to tumblr bc we were all told we’re offputting in real life

wheres that 4chan screenshot about being a chad irl but i have mental illness so im stuck here with all of you incels

M4A

America.

you STAB caesar? you stab his body like the enemy? oh! oh! jail for brutus! jail for brutus for One Thousand Years!!