Late to the Party

if my name was "wolfgang amadeus" i would also be getting a lot of shit done

stylish little bakeries are like "everything is so much better with old cereal on top" and their hearts are in the right places but it isnt entirely correct

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

Donkey about to get the fuckin drop on father konstaninos - photographer unknown

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

rpf actually stands for red pepper flakes

The e in email stands for evil mail

[pushing my glasses up with an air of unwarranted superiority and gesturing toward a painting without a minotaur] the Minotaur is implied.

eat whatever

The goalies cradle the ball because they believe it to be an egg and are trying to keep the other players from breaking it. Unfortunately they have also been led to believe that the egg's True Mother is one of the players and feels obligated to return the egg. Needless to say the winning team will get to hatch the Great Serpent.

The goalies cradle the ball because they believe it to be an egg and are trying to keep the other players from breaking it. Unfortunately they have also been led to believe that the egg's True Mother is one of the players and feels obligated to return the egg. Needless to say the winning team will get to hatch the Great Serpent.

fucking the everything bagel for everything

everything? including war?

fucking the war bagel for war

Chalk is squids road.

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle