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How far can we take it until HR is involved

We need to reuse the giant wheel prop

Who tf closed last night

Jury manipulation and contempt of court

Season 7: The fever dream season

My wedding day was the best day of my life, and I can’t wait for yours.

A loser like that has to be a virgin. No woman would ever fuck him.

That boy over there looks pretty cute, doesn’t he?

Oh, who do you have a crush on?

Nuclear families are the basis of society.

Over twenty and you haven’t had your first kiss?

Romantic love is the strongest bond a person can have.

Men only want one thing. Good luck finding one who can go without it.

Are you straight or gay?

That’s just how women are.

I don’t think you can have sex without falling for the person a little.

Valentine’s Day is my favorite holiday. Love makes the world go round!

I felt the same way when I was your age.

That sounds lonely.