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Eppstein here. Raised my hand for this job because it involves sitting down. Yeah boy. Also, having spider legs for fingers makes typing easy. Which is good. If somethings not easy, I don't do it. Ask some questions. Or don't. No skin off my ass. Assuming I have one of those. Haven't checked. Too much effort.

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What would you donif you'd ever encounter a Custode named Kitten?

I’d be in awe.

Big fan.

#poci20

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As a chaos cultist, what's you're opinion on genestealer cultists? Ever convert one?

#cultist chan #warhammer 40k #wh40k #cultist #questions #kay-oss #chaos cultist #chaotik74

"Can I hug you cultist? You seem like a nice person"

#warhammer 40k #wh40k #cultist chan #cultist #kay-oss is strong #forces of chaos #heresy #ask-a-genestealer40k

whats your opinion on the dark eldar?

#warhammer 40k #wh40k cultist chan #cultist #chaos worship #kay-oss #kay-oss is stroooong #calamariworld-blog

I had no idea you had an ask blog! What do you have to say for new followers like me?

#cultist #cultist cham #warhammer 40k #wh40k #chaos is strong #kay-oss #i tried experimenting with a new speech bubble technique #i am not convinced it worked #withlightsandsound

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Greetings heretic! Got any good Xenos tech? Looking to improve my wargear, and the Admech can kiss my gene-hanced ass about innovating.

Hwee hahve nahtheeng exceehpt howor convictiooon.

But hyuu ahre free. Hyuu can do whatevohr hyuu want weeth hyoor we-poon now.

Hyuu can eemprove eet how HYUU see fit.

Hyuu are truly frreeee.

Eff hyuu like, hwee could spit ohn hyor swoooooords.

EEt might make them hurt mohre!

#avariceillustrations

Oi cultist, who's your favorite chaos god?

Ahndeevided fohr life.

True kay-ohss.

Hwee compremise. Hwee work togehthor.

Ahthors do noht.

They theenk eet is ahs versus them.

Baht eet ees noht.

Eet ees ahs versus them and them and them and them and them.

Hwee ahre strong.

Hwee ahre wahn.

Eet ees hwhy hwee will wiiiin.

#warhammer 40k #wh40k #cultist #cultist chan #chaos is strong #kay-oss #cultist what you are saying is scary #milbik

Cultist, who is stronger? Khorne, or Tzeentch?

EEz noht normAhl quest-tioooon.

Hwhat eez mohr eempohrtant? Good aht chess ohr good aht pahncheeng sahmhwan een the bread baskeeeeeet?

Eez contehxt.

Hwhat eez behtohr? Meatball sahb sahdhweech ohr bloh jooohb?

Hyuu might sehy bloh johb. Baht that hweell noht help heef hyyu ahre starveeng.

Meatball sahb hweel noht help hyuu weeth ahthor prohblem ahnless hyuu VEHRY creative.

Context eez hevorytheeng.

All gohds ahre good. All gods are behst. All gohds are strong.

Kay-oss ees strooooohng.

#warhammer 40k #wh40k #cultist #cultist chan #cultist what the fucking fuck was that #chaos is strong #kay-oss #captoohr eet #nsfw #misterbadguy159

how does sister ringarde trick you into taking bathes cultist?

Noh need!

She mehkes a gaaaame hov eeeet!

#warhammer 40k #chaos #kay-oss #cultist #cultist-chan #adeptus sororitas #sister ringarde #clean the unpurged #slightly nsfw #calamariworld-blog

Whose rituals are the hardest?

She who thiiirsts has a rare and teehribble rit-u-aaaal...

Hwee hahve to puuht on the behst clothes we haaave, dye howor haaaair and go shoppeeng fohr soft breeeead.

Hwee dohn’t know hwhy.

Hohnestly eet even mehkes ahss feel weeeird...

#misterbadguy159

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Cultist, it seems you occasionally show ways of venerating Slaanesh and Nurgle, and even Khorne when possible, but how do you show your love of Tzeentch?

Hoh. That eez hahll een howor attituuude.

Hyuu mahst have noh-ticed.

Aftohr howor devotiooon,

howor nehxt stron-geest feet-yoor eez the fact that hwee nevohr geeve ahp.Hwee ahre a bas-ti-on of hoooope.

#misterbadguy159

Cultist, what are your opinions on Grey Knights?

Hwhat ees hyoor opinion hwhen hyuu dreek water?

Eet exeests. Eet serves eets pUUUUr-poooose.

Baht eet ees bohring. Enjoyed honly by the deseraaaaaate and duuull.

Also?

“nahne have ehvor fallen to kay-oss?”

ees lies.

ees HALWAYS lies.

#warhammer 40k #chaos #kay-oss #chaos is strong #cultist #cultist chan #really laying it out there #misterbadguy159

Ever met Lukas the Trickster Wolf?

Hwee deed! Fahnny guy!

He wahs wastehd as a servant hohv the corpse gooooooohd...

#cultist #cultist chan #lukas the trickster wolf #fonny stoff #i took forever to answer this #and this was the end result #whoopsh #darkseraphscorner

Kyete sends a box of hugs and a blanket along with a note, it reads: "Thank you for all of your hard work. Please continue as you are doing a great job."

#warhammer 40k #chaos #cultist #cultist chan #kay-oss #captoor eet fohr kay-oss #comfy #dranon is gonna steal that blanket #and blow his nose on it #i hope that is known #but for now #she is a little comft #so thank you #tzeentchs-secretary

Do you think cultist-chan would ever get q bunny?

#warhammer 40k #wh40k #chaos #kay-oss #dranon #lord #wordbearers #rabbit pie #elitist dick #stoya-t

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How's Waffles doing? Can we see 'em?

Hoo eez waffles?

#rainbowfeatherreplies

any of you guys fight a imperial unit called "the ragged edges"?

((I’m really sorry. There’s not meant to be any overlap. The ragged Edgfes, while weeaboo, crummy and goofy is meant to be basically grounded in the general 40k universe. Dranon the professional is set in a version of the 40k universe where a chaos cultist, an ultramarine, a necron, an angry marine and firewarrior all went to high school together))

#calamariworld-blog

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