That feeling when she is both your biggest problem and the solution
You are broke? Her House is one of the richest in the realm.
Civil war? She is one of the figureheads of the enemy. Chain her or marry her. Do both if you aim for spicy nights.
The High Septon hates you? Wonderful, her House represents the Faith. Let her speak with that man. Or again, just marry her.
Need someone to do paperwork? Marry her.
Need someone in your Small Council who actually has experience? Bring her.
Daily dose of wife scolding as ASMR for your headache? She provides well.
Domestic care? 20 years of experience in taking care of a sovereign with stupidity and chronic disease. Take her.
Your wounded inner child needs soothing? Wow, guess who's home now?
Bastardy and legitimacy are biting your arse? Didn't she tell you so years ago? 100% "I told you so" Wife Energy.
You are torn because you must put her sons on a blade? Wow shit, who said that she and her dad raised the Green kids in delulu and hatred because they believed you would do so one day to protect your throne?
If only you two could have kids together, people would be spared from senseless war, and the dragons would not become extinct.

















