you're all over

you can have multiple most gorgeous looking women giving performance of their lifetime in a movie or show yet people will still come out obsessing & wanting to fuck a white man with the personality of a wet cardboard

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

giffing dcooke and listening to pre-lobotomy gwen stefani rn. there's certain unabated highs you just have to let yourself experience in this very short life

just kidding i hate photoshop and adobe will suffer for their crimes

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

it gets to a point

Some of you seem to be gay #observations #intuitive

Parents are giving their children names no one has ever spoken out loud before

Baby Name Consultant is the type of job title you'd see people claim to have on HGTV while nitpicking 3 different multi-million dollar houses.