#larrie

The corporate version of “hey OP what the FUCK does this mean”

This post has crossed my dash multiple times and every time I see it theres a different picture of a generic white male celebrity

Bear in mind, though, that the Hannibal Lecter pose wasn’t made by filming a serial killer, it was made by telling experienced actor Sir Anthony Hopkins to stand as though someone were looking at him like an animal in a zoo exhibit, and he went, “oh, I know this one.” It’s Red Carpet Pose all the way down.

Carlisle and Aro from Twilight were married and their lives were like a sitcom. Aro was always going, "Oh Carlisle," in an exasperated voice and shooting a smile at the camera. No one seemed bothered by this.

Still a better love story than Twilight

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my nephew, who is like 11 or 12, is playing “5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel”, which is exactly what it says on the tin, and I have never been more terrified of the youth of today

Wow I’ve never wanted a game more

u know what my goal is to eat pastries in different countries

to the casual observer it may look like i'm trying to summon a demon but anyone who knows me will realize that i am simply calling my wife

The wife and the demon are the same person

The fact that these replies would mean wildly different thing had they been said on a different platform, such as Facebook, is absolutely hilarious

i think citizens of countries that have american military bases in them should also be allowed to vote in american elections

BE THEY DO CRIMES

Fun fact, some suffragettes used a very similar thing to argue that women should be allowed to vote - because if the “he” in voting law doesn’t include women, then neither does the “he” in any other law, so either women can vote and are law-abiding, OR women cannot vote and are free to steal, not pay taxes, etc. Some people went so far as to break laws to make their point! (’What’s Your Pronoun?’ by Dennis Baron is my source, and a good read).

I have so much love for this film, and for the moment following this where Benoit tells her that, if Harlan had listened to her, he would still be alive. The blame is taken from her, in the kindest possible way, by someone she trusts. After all the goalpost moving and ‘ah, gotcha!’ and obsession with spoilers in cinema over the last decade, with characterisation abandoned and plotlines left unresolved, knives out is a kind film. It isn’t obsessed with tricking you or catching you out, just wants you along for the ride

Huh

It was just like that in the early 00s