"To die would be an awfully big adventure."

Let the impulsive thoughts win.

i need infinite money forever so i can get everyone so so so many little gifts

Can you imagine the pure unfettered joy of getting your friends snacks every time youre out

oh my god don't do this to me

i need infinite money forever so i can get everyone so so so many little gifts

Can you imagine the pure unfettered joy of getting your friends snacks every time youre out

oh my god don't do this to me

I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.

You have no idea how deeply I understand all three of these people

it would have been so fun to drunk drive your horse in the 18th century