For Much More Debauch Things

It's for the Muse List (under indefinite construction)

"You're cute, sweetheart, and I never say never. So, maybe if I had a few drinks from our bar, or something to that effect. I just tend to beeline for hunks before anything else."

"U-Um...G-Guild policy states that I should answer 'Smash' to anyone, regardless of what my personal feelings are. T-They're scared t-that too many rejections w-would hurt morale."

The subtle seductions seem to have gone over the pure Paladin's head.

"You'll find a way, Chie. Now, shuffle those cards. I'm not stopping until I've cleaned out your whole dresser and then some! I don't want you wearing anything for the next week!"

Know the difference, it could save a life--

"Mm...I can't say that I feel one way or the other very strongly, so I guess probably a pass. That is, unless, you have something uniquely special about you worth collecting? That'd change my answer."

"I'll have to pass, sorry. It's nothing that you did wrong, I promise. I just think that sexual activities are best saved for those you want to be involved with romantically, especially if you're planning to start a home together. I'm afraid I don't know you well enough to consider that future with you."

"Um...I guess smash? If I were in the mood? That's the big stickler, I suppose. Having someone present while also being worked up. But if the perfect storm did occur, then it would probably be a good time, I think."

"If she became one of Lady Remilia's honored guests, then I would defer to whatever she wanted. However, until I hear from m'lady, I'll have to save my body for those she has deemed worthy."