No Spoons Only Knives

society if we could annotate spotify playlists

i don’t even know what to do. every single day i don’t even know what to do

This person hated videodrome so much they forgot their gender

mads mikkelsen and robert pattinson need to do a movie together just because the promo interviews would be chaos personified

sorry for being weird lately it's just that ive been weird lately

hate capitalism and its perpetual use of buzzwords just saw an ad for lemonade with "plant-based caffeine" like where the fuck else would you get caffeine if not from a plant

having a crush as an adult is so embarrassing, like why am I kicking my feet and giggling instead of earning enough money to get the green sofa of my dreams

Everyone shut up about loving Summer I will literally kill Summer with my bare hand if i could

what you need to understand about recommending a show to me is that no matter how much we both know I’ll like it, I can’t watch it until the Neurodivergence Department in my brain approves it. I don’t know when that will be, and I don’t have any more control over it than you do.

it’s DIRT

unmute for comically aggrieved farmer

reblogging for the second time because I still laugh uncontrollably. in my mind the cows are trying to be gracious about their strange gift. ‘yes we love it thank u’

@diseonfire future?

guy that covers himself in silver paint and does the robot dance