my cursed sword doesn't even tell me to kill people anymore it keeps begging me to put on a skirt and tights
I already know I'm a girl dickhead I just like wearing pants


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my cursed sword doesn't even tell me to kill people anymore it keeps begging me to put on a skirt and tights
I already know I'm a girl dickhead I just like wearing pants

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Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.
The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there
Regular bears tell stories of angel bears sent by the Bear God, pure white and twice as strong as any normal bear could be, who rule the summit of the Earth and kill all who stand in their path.
And they are right, those bears exist and totally do that. Humans just have fake angels as a cope.
love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears
Frieren & Himmel 🌼🌸✏️
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Every glasses-related poll honestly needs to be separated into diopter ranges like wrestling weight classes bc every timeeeeee these +1.25 bitches are in the notes like "OMG why would you wear glasses in the shower!! why would you wear glasses having sex!!" because without them i am functionally blind. you may as well turn the lights off at that point bc i am feeling my way to the pussy like Velma. those are my eyes, bitch
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tumblr mobile always asking me if im sure i want to see mature content displayed like yes of course. im perverted and weird show me my porn

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the bethesda fallout games are really just written and designed like they’re heroic fantasy stories, is the thing. they’re all about going into dungeons and fighting goblins and orcs on behalf of a noble order of paladins, with only the thinnest veneer of americana spread over it as though to trick people into thinking it’s more incisive and satirical than it actually is. this, i think, is the main thing people are picking up on when they contrast 3 and 4 to the black isle / obsidian games. there’s no noble order of paladins in new vegas, for example; the main faction opposing the main antagonists are a stand-in for the corruption and inefficiencies of liberal government, and because that’s extending from these real-world political dynamics it results in the tone feeling way more “sci-fi.” and regardless of whether you like new vegas or not, i think you have to admit that that tonal difference is there.
"erm! actually! I'm not comfortable calling people it/its! it just makes me uncomfortable I feel dirty and icky and mean! why not just use they/them? sending love!" doesn't feel good reading once. reading it 12000 times on 4 different posts? fucking explode. leave it/it's users alone. you really don't have to share that someones chosen pronouns makes you uncomfortable. you sound like a transphobe.
VGC players fruity as fuck. Wym you're taking your opponent to a "hard" "trick room" 🤨

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Elaborate fantasy and sci-fi worldbuilding as necessary context and structure for porn is great, but what's really fantastic is when the worldbuilding is a product of the porn. It clearly didn't need to be there, but at some point the author took a closer look at the porn and started asking "okay, so what does this imply?"
Level 1: The worldbuilding needs to be there for the porn to make sense.
Level 2: The porn needs to be there for the worldbuilding to make sense.
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