EmrysTheMerlin

"Jeremy, I'd really like my orbital sander back ^_^"

"... didn't know it was yours..."

(Legit excited, no sarcasm) "Someone ELSE has the original Box 20-Volt Brushless Cordless Detail Sander with Dust Management?!?!?!?!"

"...no..."

Teacher walking up like "Miss Woods, is that a nail file"

(Elle, blasting compressed air to get rid of the nail file sand)

"Actually, its an emery board. But yes! :D It's a finer grit than what we have, and I've always found these easier to handle"

"...Ok, fair enough."

Elle making friends with the 6 year old daughter of one of her classmates. (Child care ain't cheap, I get it. Bring your kid to class)

Elle learning how to drive a forklift/motorcycle/semi-truck

Elle giving an impromptu lecture in the break room about what gifts to give their wives/girlfriends/mothers

Fucking laser cut "bless this mess" sign on her locker (I lied. It would totally be live, laugh, laser)

Elle's car breaks down and 20+ dudes coming out to show her how to fix it. (And realizing her mechanic is ripping her off)

Every single guy in the building filled with instant despair when she gets with one of the butch lesbians in the program.

That means one of a few things.

1) The events of Dr. Bashir I Presume didn’t happen so he was never outed as an Augment. Either because a) Julian’s parents had the brain cells not to come to DS9 and Julian was selected for the EMH program without issue. Or b) Julian’s parents were smart enough not to talk about the augments on DS9 and never outed him.

2) Augments aren’t illegal in EMH Bashir’s universe. This one’s unlikely but one of the only options that makes sense.

3) Julian had been slated to be the next EMH before being taken by the Dominion. But in the EMH Bashir’s universe he didn’t make it back, sacrificing himself so the others could escape and was chosen to be the new EMH to honor him.

Or 4) EMH Bashir is a prototype who got stolen and subsequently accidentally ended up in shenanigans landing him on the ship with AU Garak.

In all but scenario 2 EMH Bashir probably wouldn’t know the man he was modeled after was an augment because Data and Zimmerman didn’t know.

garak, tinkering away in the barely lit room: so, damar, how long have you been thirsting for dukat?

garak, painting kira's toenails with old nail polish from his teens he found in a corner: he'd do that

kira, exhaling smoke: he fucked my mom

damar: *chokes*

garak, painting with extreme precision as if he was dismantling a bomb: he'd do that, too

Damar chokes again