i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people
if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

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hello vonnie
we're not kids anymore.

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@salems-attic
i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people
if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

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see my problem is if i “listen to my body” it literally only wants to lie down and take naps, all the time
horror movie showing a child’s drawing of the monster or ghost or whatever but instead of a little kid and crayons they’re like a preteen and it’s manga style
"What's that sweety?"
"It's the girl who I hear crying in the walls..."
"oh... Uh...hmm"
i love wearing jeans. i feel so beautiful. like bruce springsteen
choose abortion
Life kills!

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do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time
Look, it’s a weird hill to die on, especially when I don’t really explain, but children deserve to experience fear, disgust, and discomfort in safe scenarios where they can process those sensations.
Media for children used to be scary and that’s important.
“Since it is so likely that (children) will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. Otherwise you are making their destiny not brighter but darker.” ― C.S. Lewis
"Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed."
-- G. K. Chesterton
It's not a fun part of the movie when a character the kid likes dies, but they can experience loss without losing someone they actually know that way, and learn how to deal with grief in the future from how the protagonist is taught to deal with it. The real deal will still be way worse, but a 7 year old who's allowed to know what death IS is likely to grow into a 15 year old who can deal with their feelings when it happens.
Hiccup from the How to Train Your Dragon Books: I've nearly been eaten six times! Once not even by a dragon but by the man who would become my greatest foe who was planning to cut me in pieces and eat me raw. I was also assaulted and marked with a slave brand, forced to see my family and friends impressed into slavery, and got tortured by being dunked repeatedly in a freezing ocean that would have drowned or frozen me. Am I a joke to you?
Sources:
How to Train Your Dragon (nearly eaten once)
How to Be A Pirate (nearly eaten THRICE, twice by a dragon, once by a human)
How to Ride A Dragon's Storm (nearly eaten by a dragon, assaulted and branded)
How to Seize a Dragon's Jewel (nearly eaten by a dragon)
How to Betray a Dragon's Hero (tortured)
A HAMMERHEAD????
I attended a campfire presentation by a park ranger who described Osprey as "both the pickiest and least picky eaters of all time."
They're the pickiest because they only eat things they can catch by plunging into at least six feet of water feet-first and are as close to their maximum carrying capacity as possible, to maximize calories-per-trip.
They're the Least Picky because so long as something fits those parameters, Osprey will go for it.
The ranger then showed us an extensive slide show of the local osprey in flight with their catches, which included: trout, carp, snakes, bass, eels, small sharks, ducks, surprisingly large catfish, a nerf football, muskrats, a summer sausage that fell off a boat, sneakers, a fish previously thought to be extinct in the area, a Barbie Doll, and another osprey.
What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?
When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.
500 years from now there’s gonna be some film historian who’s entire career is built off of searching for a copy of goncharov
and they're never gonna find it cuz they fucking took it off poob

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Reblog this photo of a käpylehmä to have a käpylehmä in your blog
It's a trick! If you reblog you get TWO käpylehmäs in your blog!
They're traditional Finnish toys, little cows made out of spruce cones, on their way to see the world from one tumblr blog to another
@elodieunderglass not horrible, but things with legs?
I’ll send them on their lovely journey, thank you!
Frank Paton (English, 1855–1909), "Witness my Act and Deed", 1882
is this anything
@ominous-signs do these count?
damn...
happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought
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Joseph Mugnaini sketch for the story ''The Pedestrian'' by Ray Bradbury
I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.
I have never heard of this band. I AM in fact referring to the animal.
But wait, there’s more!