the sound of moving water is the best thing in the world. rain falling, waves crashing, fountains tinkling, streams gurgling, a lake lapping, cascades crashing, springs burbling...it's all so beautiful.

Somehow being a person does not come naturally to me

i understand that it's unreasonable to expect a band on world tour to play in every country in the world but i do think they should only be allowed to call it a world tour if they play in every continent. we need to make it embarrassing to say world tour and then not even step foot in africa

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

My case is actually more curious than Benjamin button

women should get even more childless

i love to be the most laidback customer to ever grace an establishment. comrade i will wait one william years for your goods and services

wish everyone could perceive the Vague Concepts in my head because i just know you would looove my Vague Concepts. you would think im so smart if you saw the misty clouds of Vague Concepts floating around in my head. #MyVagueConcepts

Submitting myself to the terrifying ordeal of hope