can we get anne carson on hot ones

So There's This Open Wound At The Heart Of The Text

embarrassing yourself sucks but it is Not the end of the world. I'm telling me this

studying history is like. here's to another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be. thank you women who fight for abortion and contraception and independance from men for another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be

if i was mary in the bible i'd be like Ughhhh fuckkkkk sake

full offense but mina didn't spend the last fucking quarter of the novel doing literally every single fucking thing she could to keep herself in good spirits after her assault (even after she's been deemed unclean by the heavens) and taking everything dracula forced on her (especially the telepathic link) and turning it against him to help her loved ones kick his fucking ass just for dracula adaptations to go "but what if they had a sexy dark romance <3 what if she was the reincarnation of his dead wife <3" what if you go fuck yourself. what then

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

Charlie Bucket was a final girl

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

eternal ass june ive already reincarnated 10,000 lives this month