We're all different bowls of salad of doubt.

sometimes its just like *street lights reflecting off the wet asphalt at night* maybe life isnt so ugly after all

me in my head at the supermarket: nobody is ever going to fucking love me. omg 25% off

mutual worldwide aaaaa

i vote that once a country becomes quarantine literally any outfit becomes fair game. if you have to leave your house, do it in a cloak, cape, leather jacket, full suit of armor. it’s pandemic time and i for one believe pandemic time deserves a Look. I want people to study this moment not only for history but for fashion. 

the best way to avoid corona virus is to have an outfit that slaps so hard that everyone gives you one full meter of awed and respectful distance 

This is the 3rd possible end-of-the-world scenario this year and we’re not even halfway through March.

I KNOW it’s the ides of march, but in order to practice safe social distancing I’m sorry to say that you may want to to consider not getting together with 22 of your closest friends to stab your local least favorite politician

Is it "Happy Impeachment" or "Merry Impeachment"? I don't wanna offend anyone.

Treason’s Greetings

this is the sweetes, purest, most adorable thing i’ve ever seen

I played this while my cats were sitting next to me and they both immediately snuggled in harder and it was so pure

This has the same energy of that video of that woman yodeling an old traditional herding yodel to make the cows come to her

This woman deserves an oscar

I am shrieking with laughter but only because if I don’t laugh I will burst into tears. 

the main issue I have with being alive is that I can remember times when I have, in front of others, opened my mouth to say words

Jesus

I bet those two are couple now..

I’m gay

me too

This is such a great story

living for this addition tbh