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sometimes I wanna reply “bitch me too” to my mutuals posts but I’ve never talked 2 them so they might not see it as friendly joking so i just dont
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Do not let Tumblr make you think:
That doing drugs makes you cool.
That being rude to your parents is okay
That being straight means you aren’t a person
That being controversial all the time is cool and will get you friends
That being blatantly rude to people to get your point across is okay
That being white makes you by default evil
That having a mental illness is cool
That cutting yourself is okay
That being a male means you are a rapist
That all men are evil, misogynistic monsters
That misandry is okay
That doxxing people’s personal information is okay if they said something you don’t like
That tumblr should be your vital source for controversial issues
That school doesn’t matter
That being narcissistic is cute
That making a minor mistake on a post will make the world hate you
That the world is a horrible place
shit man this is goddamn important because there are so many young and impressionable people on this website
i’m mentally ill too but fucking listen to me here. you need to take responsibility for your actions regardless of whether or not they’re a product of your mental illness. you don’t get to manipulate, gaslight, take advantage of, or straight up abuse people because you’re mentally ill! you don’t! what the fuck! why are some of you still thinking it’s okay to say things like “manipulation is okay because i have _____ and need attention from my significant other” oh my god. Don’t fucking do that
Me, posting a fic: You had fun writing it, it doesn't matter if no-one reads it
Also me, obsessively refreshing my page: Give me the Validation
Honestly, ever since becoming a fanfic writer myself I’ve become like 500% more understanding and patient about other authors’ update schedules. An author takes 6+ months to post their next chapter? Yeah, totally get that real life can get in the way. An author abandons a fic? Disappointing, but it it happens- sometimes inspiration for a story just dies. An author apologizes about taking so long to post a 10k word chapter? Dude, that’s like 18-20 pages on Word single-spaced. It takes me at least a week to write an essay for school a quarter the length of that, and that’s with a deadline.
It’s probably the most important thing writing fanfic has taught me, tbh. How to fully appreciate the hard work someone else has put into their story. How important the role of the audience is to an author. And that no matter what, you are never entitled to demand more of a story that you are getting for free.

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tumblr’s vibes stress me out like I just don’t have the energy to aggressively hate everything and everyone all the time
National Geographic photographers are metal as fuck
actually thought about doing this for a profession..
i wanted to he a photographer for national geographics… idk anymore
Who...Who’s taking the photo of the photographer?
Do you like badass female leads? Do you like LGBTQ characters? Do you like POC? Do you like elves, people with wings, curses, and racists getting punched in the face?
Then you will probably like Glassbreaker, hopefully coming to bookstores near you at some point in the near future!
And if you like Glassbreaker, maybe you will consider pledging 10 - or even 20 - dollars to the cause of getting it published! Glassbreaker’s publication campaign just launched on Inkshares, and I have until November 1st to get 750 of you lovely people to preorder a copy of the book. That is not that many people! And Tumblr, I believe in you. I believe that you have seen my writing, and you have seen my rambling about this book on my blog (note: tag contains spoilers and also probably some stuff that is now inaccurate as it dates back some years), and I believe that you are interested.
If you are not yet convinced, I would like to inform you of several other things that Glassbreaker has to offer you:
Mirianel Marshall, my protagonist, and her cute-as-fuck relationship with her best friend Shay
already existing fanart of Miri and another of my characters, Certified Grump Elf Krissan
the entire first chapter available on Inkshares!
five years of my love and slavish effort, finally in a presentable form
adventure! prophecies! boys kissing!
Even if you don’t have cash to spare to throw toward this project, a signal boost would earn me massive gratitude. This project has been my child for more than five years, it’s seen two and a half drafts, and I’ve only fallen deeper in love with it. To see it on bookshelves would mean the world to me, and you all are the ones with the power to make that happen.
Here is another link to the Inkshares campaign, and I hope that you’ll at the very least click through and consider preordering. (Yes, I know the cover design is absolute shit right now, I’m working on it.)
Another day, another reblog! Please signal boost!
Also, addendums to the above: shipping of a hard copy of the book is totally free in the US, but internationally it’s $15, which, yes, is ridiculous. That said, ordering an ebook is as big a benefit to me as ordering a paperback, and that only costs $10 - and even then, remember, you only get charged if I reach my goal. It would really mean a lot if people would preorder, even if it’s only an ebook.
Also, this book is in the running for the Geek and Sundry fantasy contest! So if you like Geek and Sundry, you might one day be able to support them through supporting me; if I win the contest, their label goes on my book. They’re an excellent organization (they make Critical Role!!!) and it’d be a real honour to be associated with them. But I need to get ahead of everyone else in the running readers-wise, and the person in first place already has 40 readers. I really need you guys’ help if I’m going to pull this out.
Getting published has been my dream basically my entire life. It would mean a lot to me if y’all could help make it happen.
americans claiming shit that aren’t theirs appreciation post
or as we would say here, estadunidenses pagando o famoso micão
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And that’s why you kids should study at school.
this is so interesting!!! I wish I was taught this in school ://
Okay, this is super cool and informative, and I’m super happy to know this. I’d like to make one thing clear.
“And that’s why you kids should study in school”
??? I did study in school??? Like, I have no life and few friends because my entire childhood was school and learning. It’s not a matter of kids being stupid and not paying attention in class. This isn’t one of those “Hurdedur there’s only one million people on earth”, or “why don’t poor people think about their life decisions before they decide to be poor?” or “No of course racism doesn’t exist anymore” ignorant stupid comments. I don’t know about the rest of the world, but we are literally actually explicitly taught that the Wright Brothers invented flight. There are movies and museums about it. Entire cultural slogans based on the concept of it. Textbooks--those things that kids study in school--that state that the Wright Brothers invented flight.
Im not saying that we aren’t entitled assholes--because we are. I mean, come on (Trump running for president ((and looking like he has a realistic shot on goal))???????????). But this is more than individual assholes, and this is more than a laughing matter. This is actual proof of real, nationwide, institutional white-washing. This is alarming.
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As I’m sitting here, my left hand bandaged, a hole in mom’s bedroom door, legitimately wondering if she and her boyfriend are both still alive since they both left over an hour ago after literally drawing weapons on each other and won’t answer the phone, it just really hit me that I probably didn’t grow up in a standard, healthy home environment.

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Not very hard-working Underachieving Too anxious Too depressed Irredeemable in every way Not attractive Good at being bad
U can really tell who’s been on tumblr more than four years because we all give up on networks and promos and our blogs become bizarre collections of obscure art and documentation of bad life choices
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The Anatomy of a mermaid
yes, thanks.
i hate when people draws mermaid’s tail like it was some sort of goddamn suit on normal human legs like this:
it just doesnt work
yeah we wouldnt want to make our mermaids too unrealistic
this asks more questions than it answers. they don’t really have vestigial legs, like those aren’t even motile fins, so why do they still have fully formed hips, why hasn’t the pelvic bone changed significantly? and where did the tail come from?
[proto whale]
[orca skelly]
whales as we know them evolved from land animals that went back out to sea, and it’s all spine all the way down to the tail fin. the pelvis is vestigial to the point of being tiny and unrecognizable, and the rear leg structure is //gone//. and by the time they evolved all that, their forelegs had turned into proper fins and they didn’t have hourglass figures, because they built up walls of insulating fat and blubber where it was needed most - around the vital organs.
[walrus skelly]
which brings us to the walrus. as you can see the skeletal structure and the external appearance are fairly ursiform - the rear legs are basically still in there forming the tail, and the pelvis is intact, and above that it may as well still be a land animal. if mermaids did exist, as hominids who went back out to sea, and if they hadn’t evolved into basically dolphins, then a walrus skeletal system, complete with vestigial thigh bones inside a kind of muscle skirt, and with significant fat and blubber deposits //on the main body// would be most likely. which is to say, mermaids with human torsos and seagoing lower bodies would waddle around on their tails, have clearly defined thigh structures, and would be a hell of a lot rounder above and about the waist than they’re usually depicted.
which begs the question, then, if you see a mermaid and it’s a skinny little thing with a slinky waist and an eel-like tail and a perfect bosom and a coy smile, //why does it look like that//? because whatever that is? it is not a land animal that readapted to the sea. it is not your distant kin. it is a sea creature that adapted //to get your attention//.
maybe it’s all an illusion, a frilly mane, an hourglass shape, and narrow antennae that mimic the shape of human arms, waving lonely sailors into the water, only to realize too late the bioluminescent patterns of lipstick and pert breasts are to distract from what lies behind them - viselike jaws and row after row of stiletto teeth.
or maybe it’s all soft tissue, the gelatinous bell of a jellyfish folded into a pleasing shape, luring the unwary down to be caught up in a tail that is nothing more than thousands of barbed lines of stinging neurotoxin cells.
or it could be that the tail goes deep into a shadowy well, and the beautiful woman is a mask for a single enormous jaw, the internal skeleton just the endless spine and ribs of a vast and hungry sea snake.
or, perhaps most terrifyingly, the face is real but not the face of the eyes looking out of it - a human mask for an intelligence both cold and calculating, wearing an inviting smile to bring you within reach of the dagger behind it’s back. waiting to slice the skin off of you because it needs a new disguise, because it is shaped like you but does not look like you, because it must pass as you so it can go among you, so that by starlight it may go on land and into town, where your kin are sleeping, unsuspecting.
Jesus Christ back up a minute buddy
I am 100% on board with eldritch horror mermaids.
Can I set up something to just reblog this every time I see it? Like automatically? Because this is perfect and I love this.
positivity post for fat boys
you are handsome
you are valid
you are not “gross”
you deserve just as much respect and validation as anyone else
I hope you’re having a great day

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OK first you’re being a total dick right now,
ok but did every kid have a certain historical time period that they were REALLY into?? like I was super into the california gold rush when I was 9 for no reason
you can tell who is boring by looking through the reblogs on this and seeing who says WWII