queen of procrastination

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The parking attendant paused by the double-length bay. Intended for mobile homes and cars with trailers, it was currently occupied by a sleeping dragon.

I saw a post saying that Boromir looked too scruffy in FotR for a Captain of Gondor, and I tried to move on, but I’m hyperfixating. Has anyone ever solo backpacked? I have. By the end, not only did I look like shit, but by day two I was talking to myself. On another occasion I did fourteen days’ backcountry as the lone woman in a group of twelve men, no showers, no deodorant, and brother, by the end of that we were all EXTREMELY feral. You think we looked like heirs to the throne of anywhere? We were thirteen wolverines in ripstop.

Some people have been wondering about the raccoon. Listen. Listennn. Don't ask about the raccoon.

My friend. My colleague. My brother my captain my king. I too have been pondering this question, and in my mind there can be only one ultimate outcome.

I love jiuyuan but it's actually so fucking hard to write them canonically because one absolutely hates men and would rather die than have to be in the same room as one for an extended period of time and the other one is 'im not gay, nuh uh' and does mental gymnastics that even the olympics would be jealous of to justify finding other men attractive, he says no homo in his head and then kisses his homies or smth.