erm... what hath god wrought 😂

every hatchetfield project has a background character named rollerskate guy with 2 lines of spoken dialogue and 3 total minutes of screentime comprised solely of him rollerskating across stage and flipping off the main characters, and then theyll announce a spin off called rollerama where rollerskate guy is eaten alive by an eldritch god as consequence for his hubristic desire to be the best skater in hatchetfield (his father left after he lost his first skating competition and he's been chasing his approval ever since). rollerskate guy is played by joey richter.

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

if pikmin were real i think it would be cute but if hocotatians/koppaites were also real then we would be in trouble

you let your chihuahua go out in your backyard unsupervised to pee and it comes back concussed because some small man was throwing the heaviest ants he could find at it. not good