two-headed calf

does twitter user chaddington know that i have thought about "mine supply of cheese whales" sporadically for the last TWO YEARS

“ugh, your mind” - me to myself before doing the absolute dumbest shit imaginable

“this character is not canonically bisexual” to YOU. i know them personally

If you don’t love her soft lil tummy do you even love her

peeta mellark really was that bitch, pulling that “if it weren’t for the baby” line out of nowhere, oh he knew

if peeta mellark was in the game of thrones universe, he would have won the throne in 2 seasons max

#president snow aiming to kill them without making it a public spectacle #peeta; about to invent a pregnancy: oh haven’t you heard?

what we should be wearing: a horrific mashup of victorian gothic and 80s clothes

cats b like… i have triangles for ears and i like to touch things with my teeth

Even if ur not a "salmon fanatic" u must admit theyre a cool fish

girls will be like "eek! eek!" and have little ears and little hairless tails

am i thinking of mice again

"color theory"? Well personally I think red and blue are secretly friends even though they don't act like it but I don't know how popular that is