HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Discoholic 🪩
Today's Document

shark vs the universe

Origami Around
will byers stan first human second
Misplaced Lens Cap
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

Andulka
Noah Kahan
occasionally subtle
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
KIROKAZE
tumblr dot com
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

Janaina Medeiros
Cosimo Galluzzi
Game of Thrones Daily
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

seen from Australia
seen from Palestinian Territories
seen from United States
seen from Palestinian Territories
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from South Korea
seen from United States

seen from Spain
seen from Malaysia

seen from India

seen from Malaysia

seen from Bangladesh

seen from Sweden
@sailorbabydoll92
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
"𝐈'𝐦 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐜𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞'𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐈 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐈 𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐧𝐨 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐫𝐞. 𝐈'𝐦 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞. 𝐈'𝐦 𝐝𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞. 𝐈 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐣𝐨𝐛 𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐞." In memory of New Zealand screen star Sam Neill who passed away on July 13th, 2026 surrounded by family at St Vincent’s Private Hospital in Sydney, Australia at the age of 78. Born Nigel John Dermot Neill on a kitchen table in Omagh, Northern Ireland on September 14th, 1947, moving to Christchurch, New Zealand with his family in 1954 where he changed his name to "Sam" due to his love of western movies, later saying "there were also already too many Nigels on the playground". An acclaimed and respected actor, Sam starred in almost one hundred films including My Brilliant Career (1979), Dead Calm (1989), Jurassic Park (1993), The Piano (1993), The Horse Whisperer (1998), Bicentennial Man (1999), Jurassic World III (2001), Thor Ragnarok (2017), Jurassic World Dominion (2022), and Thor: Love and Thunder (2022). His television credits were also extensive and included The Tudors (2007), Peaky Binders (2013-2014), and voice acting roles in The Simpsons (1994) and Rick and Morty (2019). "I'm not in any way frightened of dying," he stated during an interview with the TV news show Australian Story in October 2023. "That doesn't worry me. It’s never worried me from the beginning. But I would be annoyed, because there are things I still want to do." May he rest in peace.🕊️
I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD
Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️
Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.
Thank you to everyone who commented in their tags or messaged me. Indeed, today is “Martin and Bosco Day”. I originally whimsically blazed this photo on 13 July 2022. I never expected Martin and Bosco to travel so far and make so many new friends. The experience has been such a gift for me.
It’s now July 13, 2026: HAPPY MARTIN AND BOSCO DAY!
Happy Martin and Bosco Day to those who celebrate.
THE ONLY SHIP THAT IS BAD IS CENSORSHIP

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
New pages are up - click HERE to go to the site! Updates will be weekly, just like it is for patrons. Patrons on the Sparkling tiers and up get pages early.
Still one of the best animations I've ever done. Took just under a week and was equal parts fun and challenging. So here are some process passes! The full version had too many colors so I had to do some compression T0T
As always, no ai.
Mistress 9 Mermaid :}
[id. A twitter post by @/Bennieeexyz Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat. Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records. My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now. Called the county clerk. Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty. Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons? Me: Yes, but he's a cat. Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county? Me: He's a legal cat. Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption. Me: He can't file anything. He has paws. Clerk: You can file on his behalf. Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat." Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons." Me: What's the medical reason? Clerk: He's a cat. Me: That's not a medical condition. Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving. Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later. "Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement." Took the letter to my vet. Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty. Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty? Me: Excellent question. No good answer. Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten. Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve? Vet: On what grounds? Me: He's a cat. Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings." Me: Perfect. Sent it in. Got another rejection. "Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court." My roommate thought this was hilarious. Roommate: Felix is going to jail. Me: This is serious. Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens. Decided that was actually the only option left. Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters. Checked in at the courthouse. Clerk: Name? Me: Felix Martinez. Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix? Me: Yes. Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat. Me: I've been saying that for six weeks. Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption? Me: I filed three. All rejected. Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief. Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation? Me: Twice. Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this. Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me. Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote? Me: You tell me. Supervisor: This is a data error. Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out. They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience. Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry. Me: Appreciate it. Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted? Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats. Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card. For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was. Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud. Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent. Roommate: That's what they all say. Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now. Fitting end to his legal career. end id]
You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Told the spouse we were having a bob tourney and he looked at me:
"So, like the haircut or....?"
When I laughed, he pointed out that 'you guys' (Tumblr), would 100% participate in tournament of Roberts. If you're needed ideas after this, we've got that going for us.
sighhhhhhhhhh
bob?
bob
bob
bob
bob
bob
bob
bob
bob
bob
Yamauba, the mountain witch [Japanese folklore; yokai]
High in the mountains of Japan, an old woman inhabits the wilderness. She is the Yamauba (also Yamamba), or the mountain hag. She makes her home far higher than what a mortal human could climb (as such, the Yamauba is often depicted with clouds in the background to convey altitude). When she finds people trying to climb her mountain peak, she attacks and devours them.
Physically, the Yamauba resembles a very old human woman with white hair and an unnaturally large mouth. Sometimes she is giant (about 10 ft or 3 m tall) and carries an iron staff. There is at least one story in which the crone is defeated and killed, upon which her corpse turns into carrots. One myth describes her origin as an old (human) woman who is evicted from her house by her own grandchildren after the death of her children. With nowhere to go, she leaves society to live in a secluded hut on a mountain. Eventually, she loses her humanity and becomes a demonic witch.
This crone is a common villain in children's stories, and she serves the role of a bogeyman character (sorry, bogeywoman): a malicious monster whose exploits are told to children to scare them into correct behaviour. In one old story, a pregnant woman is traversing a mountain. Knowing that she will give birth before she can make it back to society, she enters a lonely hut and finds it to be inhabited by an old woman. After giving birth, however, her host reveals herself to be a demon and tries to devour the newborn child.
The Yamauba is a hungry, ravenous force of destruction: in one story, she encounters a young fisherman transporting a large catch with his carriage. After halting the cart, the witch ravenously devours all the fish. Still hungry, she then proceeds to eat the oxen. The young man is alarmed by this, as it is atypical behaviour for elderly women to devour cattle whole, and he runs away before she eats him as well.
Despite this, though, the mountain witch is not always considered to be evil! Throughout the centuries, she evolved from a folklore monster into a benevolent entity. At one point, she would help humans living on the mountain with their work or chores, being a huge boon to lumberjacks or builders because of her supernatural strength. A 15th century Noh play, simply titled 'Yamauba', changed her role into that of a nature spirit of sorts. She is as ancient as the very mountains she inhabits, and it is her who brings the winter snow and who makes the blossoms bloom in spring.
In the 17th century, the character changed again to become the mother of Kintaro, a Japanese folk hero. She is associated with motherhood and birth. In one folktale, the Yamauba enters a human village when she is about to give birth, and asks for shelter and aid. After a married couple takes her in, she asks them to name the baby, and they feel honoured to do so. To reward their kindness, she gifts them two boxes: one is filled with yarn, the other with gold.
Sources: Reider, N. T., 2005, Yamauba: Representation of the Japanese Mountain Witch in the Muromachi and Edo Periods, International Journal of Asian Studies, 2(2), pp. 239-264. Doi:10.1017|S1479591405000112 Yoda, H. and Alt, M., 2016, Japandemonium Illustrated: the Yokai Encyclopedias of Toriyama Sekien, 319 pp., p. 13.
(Image source 1: Eric Belisle)
(Image source 2: Monika Eidentaite, artwork for The Field Guide to Witches)
(Image source 3: Toriyama Sekien, 1776)
Yamauba, the mountain witch [Japanese folklore; yokai]
High in the mountains of Japan, an old woman inhabits the wilderness. She is the Yamauba (also Yamamba), or the mountain hag. She makes her home far higher than what a mortal human could climb (as such, the Yamauba is often depicted with clouds in the background to convey altitude). When she finds people trying to climb her mountain peak, she attacks and devours them.
Physically, the Yamauba resembles a very old human woman with white hair and an unnaturally large mouth. Sometimes she is giant (about 10 ft or 3 m tall) and carries an iron staff. There is at least one story in which the crone is defeated and killed, upon which her corpse turns into carrots. One myth describes her origin as an old (human) woman who is evicted from her house by her own grandchildren after the death of her children. With nowhere to go, she leaves society to live in a secluded hut on a mountain. Eventually, she loses her humanity and becomes a demonic witch.
This crone is a common villain in children's stories, and she serves the role of a bogeyman character (sorry, bogeywoman): a malicious monster whose exploits are told to children to scare them into correct behaviour. In one old story, a pregnant woman is traversing a mountain. Knowing that she will give birth before she can make it back to society, she enters a lonely hut and finds it to be inhabited by an old woman. After giving birth, however, her host reveals herself to be a demon and tries to devour the newborn child.
The Yamauba is a hungry, ravenous force of destruction: in one story, she encounters a young fisherman transporting a large catch with his carriage. After halting the cart, the witch ravenously devours all the fish. Still hungry, she then proceeds to eat the oxen. The young man is alarmed by this, as it is atypical behaviour for elderly women to devour cattle whole, and he runs away before she eats him as well.
Despite this, though, the mountain witch is not always considered to be evil! Throughout the centuries, she evolved from a folklore monster into a benevolent entity. At one point, she would help humans living on the mountain with their work or chores, being a huge boon to lumberjacks or builders because of her supernatural strength. A 15th century Noh play, simply titled 'Yamauba', changed her role into that of a nature spirit of sorts. She is as ancient as the very mountains she inhabits, and it is her who brings the winter snow and who makes the blossoms bloom in spring.
In the 17th century, the character changed again to become the mother of Kintaro, a Japanese folk hero. She is associated with motherhood and birth. In one folktale, the Yamauba enters a human village when she is about to give birth, and asks for shelter and aid. After a married couple takes her in, she asks them to name the baby, and they feel honoured to do so. To reward their kindness, she gifts them two boxes: one is filled with yarn, the other with gold.
Sources: Reider, N. T., 2005, Yamauba: Representation of the Japanese Mountain Witch in the Muromachi and Edo Periods, International Journal of Asian Studies, 2(2), pp. 239-264. Doi:10.1017|S1479591405000112 Yoda, H. and Alt, M., 2016, Japandemonium Illustrated: the Yokai Encyclopedias of Toriyama Sekien, 319 pp., p. 13.
(Image source 1: Eric Belisle)
(Image source 2: Monika Eidentaite, artwork for The Field Guide to Witches)
(Image source 3: Toriyama Sekien, 1776)
Yamauba, the mountain witch [Japanese folklore; yokai]
High in the mountains of Japan, an old woman inhabits the wilderness. She is the Yamauba (also Yamamba), or the mountain hag. She makes her home far higher than what a mortal human could climb (as such, the Yamauba is often depicted with clouds in the background to convey altitude). When she finds people trying to climb her mountain peak, she attacks and devours them.
Physically, the Yamauba resembles a very old human woman with white hair and an unnaturally large mouth. Sometimes she is giant (about 10 ft or 3 m tall) and carries an iron staff. There is at least one story in which the crone is defeated and killed, upon which her corpse turns into carrots. One myth describes her origin as an old (human) woman who is evicted from her house by her own grandchildren after the death of her children. With nowhere to go, she leaves society to live in a secluded hut on a mountain. Eventually, she loses her humanity and becomes a demonic witch.
This crone is a common villain in children's stories, and she serves the role of a bogeyman character (sorry, bogeywoman): a malicious monster whose exploits are told to children to scare them into correct behaviour. In one old story, a pregnant woman is traversing a mountain. Knowing that she will give birth before she can make it back to society, she enters a lonely hut and finds it to be inhabited by an old woman. After giving birth, however, her host reveals herself to be a demon and tries to devour the newborn child.
The Yamauba is a hungry, ravenous force of destruction: in one story, she encounters a young fisherman transporting a large catch with his carriage. After halting the cart, the witch ravenously devours all the fish. Still hungry, she then proceeds to eat the oxen. The young man is alarmed by this, as it is atypical behaviour for elderly women to devour cattle whole, and he runs away before she eats him as well.
Despite this, though, the mountain witch is not always considered to be evil! Throughout the centuries, she evolved from a folklore monster into a benevolent entity. At one point, she would help humans living on the mountain with their work or chores, being a huge boon to lumberjacks or builders because of her supernatural strength. A 15th century Noh play, simply titled 'Yamauba', changed her role into that of a nature spirit of sorts. She is as ancient as the very mountains she inhabits, and it is her who brings the winter snow and who makes the blossoms bloom in spring.
In the 17th century, the character changed again to become the mother of Kintaro, a Japanese folk hero. She is associated with motherhood and birth. In one folktale, the Yamauba enters a human village when she is about to give birth, and asks for shelter and aid. After a married couple takes her in, she asks them to name the baby, and they feel honoured to do so. To reward their kindness, she gifts them two boxes: one is filled with yarn, the other with gold.
Sources: Reider, N. T., 2005, Yamauba: Representation of the Japanese Mountain Witch in the Muromachi and Edo Periods, International Journal of Asian Studies, 2(2), pp. 239-264. Doi:10.1017|S1479591405000112 Yoda, H. and Alt, M., 2016, Japandemonium Illustrated: the Yokai Encyclopedias of Toriyama Sekien, 319 pp., p. 13.
(Image source 1: Eric Belisle)
(Image source 2: Monika Eidentaite, artwork for The Field Guide to Witches)
(Image source 3: Toriyama Sekien, 1776)

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Yamauba, the mountain witch [Japanese folklore; yokai]
High in the mountains of Japan, an old woman inhabits the wilderness. She is the Yamauba (also Yamamba), or the mountain hag. She makes her home far higher than what a mortal human could climb (as such, the Yamauba is often depicted with clouds in the background to convey altitude). When she finds people trying to climb her mountain peak, she attacks and devours them.
Physically, the Yamauba resembles a very old human woman with white hair and an unnaturally large mouth. Sometimes she is giant (about 10 ft or 3 m tall) and carries an iron staff. There is at least one story in which the crone is defeated and killed, upon which her corpse turns into carrots. One myth describes her origin as an old (human) woman who is evicted from her house by her own grandchildren after the death of her children. With nowhere to go, she leaves society to live in a secluded hut on a mountain. Eventually, she loses her humanity and becomes a demonic witch.
This crone is a common villain in children's stories, and she serves the role of a bogeyman character (sorry, bogeywoman): a malicious monster whose exploits are told to children to scare them into correct behaviour. In one old story, a pregnant woman is traversing a mountain. Knowing that she will give birth before she can make it back to society, she enters a lonely hut and finds it to be inhabited by an old woman. After giving birth, however, her host reveals herself to be a demon and tries to devour the newborn child.
The Yamauba is a hungry, ravenous force of destruction: in one story, she encounters a young fisherman transporting a large catch with his carriage. After halting the cart, the witch ravenously devours all the fish. Still hungry, she then proceeds to eat the oxen. The young man is alarmed by this, as it is atypical behaviour for elderly women to devour cattle whole, and he runs away before she eats him as well.
Despite this, though, the mountain witch is not always considered to be evil! Throughout the centuries, she evolved from a folklore monster into a benevolent entity. At one point, she would help humans living on the mountain with their work or chores, being a huge boon to lumberjacks or builders because of her supernatural strength. A 15th century Noh play, simply titled 'Yamauba', changed her role into that of a nature spirit of sorts. She is as ancient as the very mountains she inhabits, and it is her who brings the winter snow and who makes the blossoms bloom in spring.
In the 17th century, the character changed again to become the mother of Kintaro, a Japanese folk hero. She is associated with motherhood and birth. In one folktale, the Yamauba enters a human village when she is about to give birth, and asks for shelter and aid. After a married couple takes her in, she asks them to name the baby, and they feel honoured to do so. To reward their kindness, she gifts them two boxes: one is filled with yarn, the other with gold.
Sources: Reider, N. T., 2005, Yamauba: Representation of the Japanese Mountain Witch in the Muromachi and Edo Periods, International Journal of Asian Studies, 2(2), pp. 239-264. Doi:10.1017|S1479591405000112 Yoda, H. and Alt, M., 2016, Japandemonium Illustrated: the Yokai Encyclopedias of Toriyama Sekien, 319 pp., p. 13.
(Image source 1: Eric Belisle)
(Image source 2: Monika Eidentaite, artwork for The Field Guide to Witches)
(Image source 3: Toriyama Sekien, 1776)
Yamauba, the mountain witch [Japanese folklore; yokai]
High in the mountains of Japan, an old woman inhabits the wilderness. She is the Yamauba (also Yamamba), or the mountain hag. She makes her home far higher than what a mortal human could climb (as such, the Yamauba is often depicted with clouds in the background to convey altitude). When she finds people trying to climb her mountain peak, she attacks and devours them.
Physically, the Yamauba resembles a very old human woman with white hair and an unnaturally large mouth. Sometimes she is giant (about 10 ft or 3 m tall) and carries an iron staff. There is at least one story in which the crone is defeated and killed, upon which her corpse turns into carrots. One myth describes her origin as an old (human) woman who is evicted from her house by her own grandchildren after the death of her children. With nowhere to go, she leaves society to live in a secluded hut on a mountain. Eventually, she loses her humanity and becomes a demonic witch.
This crone is a common villain in children's stories, and she serves the role of a bogeyman character (sorry, bogeywoman): a malicious monster whose exploits are told to children to scare them into correct behaviour. In one old story, a pregnant woman is traversing a mountain. Knowing that she will give birth before she can make it back to society, she enters a lonely hut and finds it to be inhabited by an old woman. After giving birth, however, her host reveals herself to be a demon and tries to devour the newborn child.
The Yamauba is a hungry, ravenous force of destruction: in one story, she encounters a young fisherman transporting a large catch with his carriage. After halting the cart, the witch ravenously devours all the fish. Still hungry, she then proceeds to eat the oxen. The young man is alarmed by this, as it is atypical behaviour for elderly women to devour cattle whole, and he runs away before she eats him as well.
Despite this, though, the mountain witch is not always considered to be evil! Throughout the centuries, she evolved from a folklore monster into a benevolent entity. At one point, she would help humans living on the mountain with their work or chores, being a huge boon to lumberjacks or builders because of her supernatural strength. A 15th century Noh play, simply titled 'Yamauba', changed her role into that of a nature spirit of sorts. She is as ancient as the very mountains she inhabits, and it is her who brings the winter snow and who makes the blossoms bloom in spring.
In the 17th century, the character changed again to become the mother of Kintaro, a Japanese folk hero. She is associated with motherhood and birth. In one folktale, the Yamauba enters a human village when she is about to give birth, and asks for shelter and aid. After a married couple takes her in, she asks them to name the baby, and they feel honoured to do so. To reward their kindness, she gifts them two boxes: one is filled with yarn, the other with gold.
Sources: Reider, N. T., 2005, Yamauba: Representation of the Japanese Mountain Witch in the Muromachi and Edo Periods, International Journal of Asian Studies, 2(2), pp. 239-264. Doi:10.1017|S1479591405000112 Yoda, H. and Alt, M., 2016, Japandemonium Illustrated: the Yokai Encyclopedias of Toriyama Sekien, 319 pp., p. 13.
(Image source 1: Eric Belisle)
(Image source 2: Monika Eidentaite, artwork for The Field Guide to Witches)
(Image source 3: Toriyama Sekien, 1776)