What

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

thats not how they told it

its 2025 and I have to say this every single night because I accidentally trained my dog to pee with it. when we’re away I have to look the dogsitter in the eye and tell them that my dog needs to hear “go piss girl” to go outside before bed. he’s not even a girl. they have to say it with the right inflection or he doesn’t understand.

Someone approached me irl yesterday and mentioned this video and I got so flustered because I can’t believe people remember me most by my 3 am fever dream wow

I think this video is cursed because every so often I’ll think about it out of the blue and the next time I’m on tumblr I see it.

This video is definitely cursed. Cause I’m OP and I died making it

i need a peon

my man

remember congrats on the ethnostate

one time I almost gave my statistics friend a heart attack by saying I "didn't believe" in the monty hall problem and I think that was probably the most evil thing I've done to this day

I deadpanned through a 10 minute explanation of it and then dropped "oh, no, I get it. I just don't think it works like that." and I could feel how badly she wanted to kill me

I am smarter than the Myth Busters. I would look at a Myth and simply know without any busting

uchikoshi heritage post

@relevant-wikipedia-articles

you can't trust everything you read on wikipedia

The chances are 50/50. It either is or it isn't

not quite. every choice is 1/3

I have explained this concept to children and blown their minds

my mind is much harder to blow than a child's, you will find

toskarin i am right there with you. fuck monty hall and his problem. you made a 1/3 choice and it was either right or wrong

you are misunderstanding me. as I pick the correct door every time, it would not be 1/3 but instead 1/1

I’m really into internet discourse but only pointless and stupid internet discourse like how many holes there are in a straw (it’s 2)

I’m sorry but mathematically speaking this question has a single objectively correct answer, which is 1 hole. This can be very simply proven; a straw and a torus are homotopic, and a torus has one hole.

i odnt think thats true one of my friends is a taurus and hes fine with gay people