it's no use. you were born a shitter.

snake: "you have no idea what you're talking about. it literally could not be more complex."

dang are you a shot of tubocurarine because you leave me breathless

hey wanna see my dick? his name is dio

i think you’re radical……….6

dang you are so fine. like that ladder i saw earlier

you make me soaking wet…. down there

wow you’re smoking hot…. you’re on fire… oh my god you‘re literally on fire someone call the fire department YOU’RE GOING TO BURN TO DEATH YOU’RE SO HOT

i’d totally save you 9 years in the future

dang cutie why don’t you walk up these stairs huh

wanna spend some time on this bed together? wink wink

my dick is like a sudoku puzzle. it’s really hard and you only get like 5 minutes to handle it before it gets way too hot in here

wanna grab my lever????

i’d pick ally just for you

you’re cute. let’s talk about termites

hey i wanna axe you………… out on a date

you’re so fine you make my face fall off

shit gurl are you akane kurashiki because you are on fire

i ship us like the fuckin titanic

i think you’re the bomb. specifically the number 1 bomb. dang what a bomb

hey baby why don’t you show me your volume 3… what do you mean it’s not out yet? are you rejecting me?

you make me feel like i’m gonna explode

Protag: Ow, my ass hurts-

Character: That reminds me of this story where this scientist hit his ass on the edge of a table, but didn’t feel it. Then, months later, he died of ass pain. They call it Temporal Ass Pain or TAP

Protag: I’d TAP that-

Character: Say we took two asses, and we both slapped them really hard, there’d be a 56.000079% chance that one of them won’t feel it. That pain didn’t just get absorbed by the ass tissue, it’s being transported to the future. They call people who don’t feel Ass pain until later…TAPers…I wonder…if they could transport ass pain to someone else-

Zero: I am you…from a future where all asses have gone.

Protagonist: That’s impossible!

*Morphogenetic Sorrow plays*

Zero: I wanted to feel my ass get slapped once again…so I made you go through my various butt themed puzzles…in the hope that I would feel it through the Morphogenetic Field.

Character: The Morphogenetic Field…I’ve heard about this.

Zero: Yes, in the future…a butt terrorist made a disease called Bootycall 6…it caused 6 billion butts to disappear.

Protagonist: But now we have created a timeline…where our asses will be safe.

Zero: The events at Rhizome 69-

Hongou found out that the gas Zero used to knock them out was actually Soporil, but he received no royalties for it.

Ace: ZEEEEEROOOOOOOOO!

Hongou’s on The Price is Right and needs to call one more number correctly in order to win a new car.

Ace: ZEEEEEROOOOOOOOO!

Hongou’s doing the Sudoku puzzle in the incinerator and was just about to finish when he noticed that placing [0] in the remaining slot would mean there would then be two [0]s in the same row, therefore making his answer wrong.

Ace: ZEEEEEROOOOOOOOO!

Hongou becomes the Emperor of Britannia and suddenly sees a famous Japanese terrorist appear in his throne room.

Ace: ZEEEEEROOOOOOOOO!