3/13/2026: "You'll Be Okay"

would u still bless me on my third sneeze

No. You only get two for free. Get your shit together

My good folks? Please stop reblogging this with incitements to violence. If you do, I will assume you are a terf fedposting, and report and block you as such.

im developing cataracts in my right eye and ill be getting surgery for it on sunday so art might be paused for a bit next week ...

that's okay. you dont need to do that actually

i have not seen this meme in so long im loving it

one of the reasons i love tumblr is that occasionally classic memes like this show up on my dashboard

It’s like reaching into the cupboard for food and accidentally finding a 19 year old can of soup that you’ve kept for sentimental reasons

shoutouts to the now second most busted update tumblr has ever done

The local asian goods store has utterly unreasonably good music going on in there. Having shit that slaps that hard playing in there has to be detrimental to your business. How can you expect me to behave like a paying customer when I'm fighting for my life resisting the urge to start dancing slutty between your mochi and noodle shelves.

my fat arse dancing slutty all the way to the back of the store to buy kiwi knives by the box is genuinely a hazard; i'm too tall to slutdrop in the tiny aisles without stabbing someone

You've heard of a bull in a china shop, now consider: tugboat in the asian grocery.

this is how everyone on this website acts

Thats not true i dont think i act like this

kitten fever is worse than baby fever because a kitten is way easier to obtain than a baby so it's more dangerous

i know the death note is supposed to be a cautionary tale but. just give it to me. it would make all of this so much easier

after a few months they would just run out of guys to make president. nobody would wanna do it they'd be like i don't want to get a heart attack no thank you

i know absolute power corrupts absolutely or whatever but i think we can trust tooie with this one its fineeee.

im literally green

I just saw a screenshot on instagram where the op had censored the word “torpedos”. What are we doing here like actually.

op is perhaps an ancient greek sailor still salty about that weird fish that knocked them on their back for a good hour

you know what’s wild is that all these crazy standards we hold ourselves to are things that we don’t even value in another person? like i’ve never been like “wow I love that this friend of mine is too proud to ask for help and never complains about their feelings” or “my favorite quality about this friend is that they get straight A’s and never get overwhelmed and has never told me about a problem” or “i love that this friend has never been wrong about anything or slipped up and said something embarrassing once in their life” and yet here we are, pushing ourselves past our limits for and beating ourselves up over slipups of things that our friends probably wouldn’t even rank in the top 50 reasons they like us

It's not that gamers are good at analysis, you will learn quickly this is not the case when someone dares tell you such takes as [petty beef redacted] I just resent the implication that people who are primarily into other storytelling mediums are good at it while the gamer is not. Literally not how it is.

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not