3/13/2026: "You'll Be Okay"

this is how everyone on this website acts

Thats not true i dont think i act like this

kitten fever is worse than baby fever because a kitten is way easier to obtain than a baby so it's more dangerous

i know the death note is supposed to be a cautionary tale but. just give it to me. it would make all of this so much easier

after a few months they would just run out of guys to make president. nobody would wanna do it they'd be like i don't want to get a heart attack no thank you

i know absolute power corrupts absolutely or whatever but i think we can trust tooie with this one its fineeee.

im literally green

I just saw a screenshot on instagram where the op had censored the word “torpedos”. What are we doing here like actually.

op is perhaps an ancient greek sailor still salty about that weird fish that knocked them on their back for a good hour

you know what’s wild is that all these crazy standards we hold ourselves to are things that we don’t even value in another person? like i’ve never been like “wow I love that this friend of mine is too proud to ask for help and never complains about their feelings” or “my favorite quality about this friend is that they get straight A’s and never get overwhelmed and has never told me about a problem” or “i love that this friend has never been wrong about anything or slipped up and said something embarrassing once in their life” and yet here we are, pushing ourselves past our limits for and beating ourselves up over slipups of things that our friends probably wouldn’t even rank in the top 50 reasons they like us

It's not that gamers are good at analysis, you will learn quickly this is not the case when someone dares tell you such takes as [petty beef redacted] I just resent the implication that people who are primarily into other storytelling mediums are good at it while the gamer is not. Literally not how it is.

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not

ITS EVOCATIVE! LIKE GREAT BIG HUGE BANANAS EXCEPT SHARP!

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

does anyone have that gif of a penis growth ad thats a guinea pig that stretches out rly long and a girl says “hot!” and the guinea pig spins around pls i need it

YES!!! YES!! YES!!!!!

"why are so many leftists disabled" maybe it's because disabled people don't really care for the "kill all disabled people" parties but who can say