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The face of a man who thinks he's about to hear his boyfriend explain the word fuckbuddy to his mom

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rylandsgrace

A pretty convincing one.

aavec

I understand that people have issues with ep 3, but I’m grateful for it bc it gave us the Scott/Shane fight and therefore all of these great posts on Tumblr.com

eastofshane

supporting the shane as snoopy agenda

[ilya as woodstock], [ilya as woodstock pt. 2]

thebibliosphere

I'm hunting through the Phangs Masterfile as I continue to rejigger the timeline and I found this:

and aha, ha, ha, hm. Well, isn't that uncomfortable?

I wonder when I wrote this again...

Oh.

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abcdfghjklmpqrobin

I love that Jimmy Olsen is exactly the type of photographer Peter Parker pretends to be. Just bat-shit insane.

Whenever someone asks Peter how he took a picture he's like "Oh! I uh-, climmed a flagpole. Totally"

And very mortal, normal-human Jimmy is like "See, Clark, is not that weird"

I mean, look at this nutjob.

The world could be ending, lava on the streets and Jimmy would be out there photographing away. No powers, no sense of self preservation. Just khakis, a camera and a dream.

I like to imagine Peter meeting Jimmy and immediately being mortified about it.

Jimmy: –and so luckily I was able to take the picture before the building collapsed on me... Superman was super pissed at me but, photographer to photographer, it was totally worth it.

Peter: Right, no– See, this is actually my first time hearing how fucking insane that sounds. No wonder people at work look at me weird.

bigscaryd

Headcanon: Jimmy is immune to yellow-ring constructs because he doesn't experience fear.

drumlincountry

Why do they even make apps for ADHD. You want me to use my 24/7 handheld immediate distraction device? To manage my 'gets distracted too easily' disorder? Ooooh we developed the perfect tool for managing your anemia. Its hosted in Dracula's castle. 👍

thebibliosphere

Just got out of acupuncture where I actually fell asleep on the table for a bit, and turned my phone back on to a notification from TikTok, of all places, that said “Bruce Wayne posted a new video.”

And my first thought was how hard did I fall asleep.

thebibliosphere

Dry needled my third eye so hard I opened a temporal dimensional rift.

thebibliosphere

The annoying thing is I can’t find the notification again so I guess I’ll never know what the TikTok algorithm was trying to show me.

Knowing my search history it was a superbat fan edit, but still!

sportsandlaughs

ladyprydian

sioltach

Today's high schoolers romanticizing 2016 as if there weren't the clown incidents

wizardshark

This isn't even a shit post that actually happened

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bakedbakermom

fuck terry pulling no punches in this one

historynerdj2

Sir Terry Pratchett once again continues to be relevant

crabussy

wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!

crabussy

okay time to straighten my legs man I'm so excited

crabussy

I f eel like a suit of armour that was attacked by a welder

teaboot

I don’t think I have an Attention Deficit. I think I have an Attention Surplus. Attention is pointing Everywhere and frankly whatever you wrote in your email is not as captivating as That Radom Noise I’m Hearing

niyarest

ladybonnibel

Mastercard's new policy unfairly targets the adult content industry, making sex workers more vulnerable, especially Black trans women. It mu

Call the numbers. Sign the petition.

thethrillof

visa website

mastercard website

for scrolling to the bottom and 'contacting' there, if email is more your thing.

profbadvibes

Call script because phone calls are harder to ignore than emails:

"Hi, I'm calling to tell you that the reports you received of sexually abusive content on Steam and itch.io are fraudulent and were made by religious extremist groups.

As a [insert company] customer I'm expressing my discontent and requesting that you rescind your demands to these platforms."

moon-mason

madamslayyy

Got his ass together in three words

bogleech

Okay but frog genitalia are internal whereas male rats have among the largest proportionate ballsacks of any animal.

callmestannismaybe

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txttletale

far be it from me to deny the self-evident truth that tumblr is a white and racist website. However you have to admit its a little funny to be throwing that stone from the glass website with an integrated hitler chatbot

katrinafromschool

The thing about Batman Cass is she's the only person on earth that would benefit from being Batman. Any other character becoming Batman is a sign that their life has completely spiraled out of control. This does include Bruce.

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