pussy out, sneakers on. thats how we do it.

My pussy is fat my heart is fatter got a tiny brain made of snickerdoodle batter

so far being in my 20s is like *hyperfixates* *oversleeps* *mourns my lost youth* *hyperfixates* *oversleeps* *oversleeps* *drinks too much on a thursday* *oversleeps*

:/ i wish “bad guy” by billie eilish came out 7 years ago :(

explain

action movie directors really don’t understand that they could write the scariest, toughest, most badass line in movie history, and it still wouldn’t come close to the moment in Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement, when viscount mabrey of genovia said, “sir you will find that the word ‘fear’ is not in my vocabulary!!” and joe didn’t even fucking blink before replying, “Perhaps… But it’s in your eyes.”

If this was 2012 you would have gotten hung drawn and quartered for this post.

Here’s the Vox article, just had to make sure

biphobes in the notes are big mad 

You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum. 

Im sorry he wrote a fucking what

can some of yall wake up the dash boring asf rn 😩

*takes a bullet for the cheetah girls*

Bro your vibes are epic. Hold my hand

but if i don’t hyperfixate i’ll get depressed and die

*runs out of hyperfixations* oh god oh fuck *lies in bed feeling empty and useless for 48 hours*