fat lana was writing real slut songs and now ozempic lana is a tradwife. remember this.

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

I wanna kiss you in places you’re insecure about

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Sure, we could have stored more food and sundry supplies instead of bringing along fancy dress costumes, but where's the whimsy in that? Who's to say that we didn't need a monkey in a tiny diaper? Surely these things will see us through to the Pacific and beyond, right?

in the 2000s everything was happening on the dance floor. they signed the magna carta out there

Turning dog gravity off so they all get whisked away