I love it when my mutuals scroll down my blog and spam like/rb from me but when I do it to them I feel like some sort of reblog pervert

Our age of strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is collapsing

I don't remember finding fart jokes particularly funny even when I was a child.

Five year old me, watching a movie with fart jokes: "Oh, how gauche. They're pandering to the lowest common denominator."

I think we should figure out what age we’re living in now so we can say how it’s collapsing to each other

Our age of plastics is collapsing

[laughing] oh, sorry, no thanks, I’m good, my sexuality is completely devoid of socially mediated fantasies predicated on the ubiquity of power and subjugation, and of symbols in general

fat lana was writing real slut songs and now ozempic lana is a tradwife. remember this.

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

I wanna kiss you in places you’re insecure about

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