What A Catch

you seem avoidant for a girl who’s so hungry to experience the full breadth of human connection

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

you're bountiless you stupid bitch

texting everyone in my friends list “see what happens when you disobey me?” when the eclipse starts

hey, sex pervert question: do you ever think about me even when im not present

I hope one year from now me is doing good, I hope she’s happy and I hope she got what she wanted

I love fanfiction because sometimes The Character needs to be held gently and sometimes they need to be beaten to death with a club. and you 🫵 can make both of those happen. for free

the horrors persist but so do books, art, hot chocolate, winter nights, the moon, the sea, the stars, sunsets, literature, libraries, cats, flowers, stories, love and the wistful feeling you get when you finally return home

hey i felt you right click me just now. are you seriously viewing my properties? pervert

Tumblr’s one true talent is making me sick of things I’ve never seen or read or heard.

If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics

Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.

It seems like we're just feeding characters to Miss Piggy at this point

im pregnant and its nobodys. it aint even mine

kind of embarrasing when your life is actually going pretty well but you still have mental health problems. it's like when you drink water but still have a headache like what the hell. you're telling me this isn't because of the Situations i'm actually just like this. i want a refund.

“when i was little” brother you are 5’3. so you must mean yesterday. or five minutes ago.

“i'll be there shortly” yeah. we know.