hiya honey!🍯

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

me about a show i really like: the writers are so fucking stupid

is there anything worse than accidentally putting on the non-explicit version of an album? where is my beloved wife fuck and my beautiful daughter cunt?

Calvins dad could get it, as could Calvins mom. But neither of them want me so I guess I'll just go back to wringing out wet rats for water in an alley

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

hope the pussy grips him in a way that freaks him the fuck out. hope he gets feverish when he gets a boner even

Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you

followjob from a girl with huge mutuals