I like big numbers and I cannot lie

Actually Mr. and Mrs. Hollander I know you think I am the slutty one but your son regularly begs me to fuck him so hard that he cries so. Thank you for pasta

shane in the beginning of their official relationship being unsure of how to do casual intimacy because he’s used to only get it if it’s during sex or with the intent of turning into sex but now they’re boyfriends and he doesn’t always know how to navigate that so sometimes he will just 🧍🏻‍♂️ in the middle of the room because he wants a smooch but he’s unsure of how to progress and he feels weird asking for it before eventually realizing that ilya is more than happy to indulge

it’s very iconic and rich that hudson has an honest-to-god entourage. this is the stuff of celebrity fantasy. it’s kind of romantic and cinematic—a crew of loyal industry professionals being pulled into the limelight by their magnetic superstar client. even rarer and richer that it’s a group of women

im gonna be real w you guys I think Scott Hunter is so isolated and estranged from even himself and letting paranoia run his life that i dont think he even clocks Shane and Ilya as real people much less as gay and fucking each other. i dont think other people were real to scott hunter until he walked into that smoothie shop

First thing I do before following any heated rivalry blog is seeing if they've made or reblogged any posts treating Reid like an idiot and if they do I straight up block them. I'm not interested in seeing posts that say shit like "she doesn't even know her own characters!" by people who are wildly misinterpreting the text and her own words.

really like the idea of shane actually learning russian. especially in the context of a d/s relationship. ilya should be able to give instructions entirely in russian, and shane should be expected to understand what's being asked of him. think it's hot as an added level of submission by forcing shane to only communicate in his dom's first language in the bedroom. plus it would get ilya really hard so

immediately after watching project hail mary for the first time i ended this off-again-on-again thing i had going with a guy who in retrospect sucked really badly and was not kind to me. i guess what im trying to say is thank you mr ryan gosling for saving my life

I maintain that one of the reasons Shane is so fast is that, when he was a child, he never wanted to leave the rink after practice ended, to the degree that he regularly had to be literally dragged away or carried off the ice. Unfortunately for him, a four year old is pretty easy to physically overpower. His one advantage was that, before his parents or his coach could get him off the ice, they first had to catch him.

ilya edging shane until he's crying and when he tells him to "use the magic words" to come, a delirious shane says "I love you" and ilya is the one who comes right away

shane likes ilya so much he thinks he’s so funny that his dick is so huge that he’s so hot and hes a better hockey player than literally every other person shane knows like that’s his Man that’s his Guy. everyone else calls shane boring and they mean it as an insult but shane doesnt care bc when ilya says it he means ur the most fascinating creature i have ever met so thats what boring means to him now it means that he is loved for all of him

when men are like “women need to be nicer and more complimentary to men” i CRINGE! why don’t MEN get more complimentary to men. start telling your friends you want to fuck them. don’t make women pick up YOUR slack

people are commenting like “yeah we need to support healthy friendships and boost men’s self esteem” i don’t care about that tbh i just think everyone should be gayer