"sexually mature worms"

That’s a lot. Wonder how much it cost?

tumblr: solving the worlds problems one by one this is great

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

ITS BACK

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Reblogging for other dnd nerds

>^>

also here is a whole website that not only has a shit ton of adventures and such but lets you search for any item or npc or whatever and see their stats and info at your fingertips

and here is the same version of the above website except it uses the 5e rules as they existed prior to the 2024 relaunch, which is what you’d prefer

And if you are AUTOMATIC, SYSTEMATIC, and HYDROMATIC, why then you’re GREASED LIGHTENINGGGGG

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i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

happy good friday on 1,023 days left

OMG IS THIS THE ORIGINAL VERSION??? @hellsite-hall-of-fame THIS MEME IS GREAT

world heritage post

Reading this post is like walking into a civil war reenactment only to realize you accidentally time travelled to the real civil War

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HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

Today I called a girl homophobic as a joke and she almost started crying

She said “my neighbors are a lesbian couple! I’m the least homophobic person you’ll ever meet”

She entered the Home of Phobia and wasn’t even scared

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