100% customer dissatisfaction rate

me: *wakes up* me: *cant wake up inside*

lick paw then clean. lick paw then clean. come on, dude.

Aaaaand they will disbar a lawyer QUICK but these cops get paid vacation.

All I’m saying is you need a master’s to be a social worker, but you can be a cop with a high school diploma. Like, on what fucking planet do that make sense?

Hair stylists go through a longer period of education and stricter licensing with violations in the state of California than cops do.

That’s because the system was made for uneducated white men to enforce policies of rich land holding white men against black people for extra profits and reproduction of the idea that whites are superior. Policing is a farce. The police don’t actually care about the law or if they did, more whites would be under the jail than anything.

i’m weak.

im screaming!!

The Curious Case of May Parker

pikachu you are not an eeveelution get out of the fucking shot

i love calling my self a Bitch but if a man calls me a bitch im gonna step on his throat an snap his neck

When you have the first good sleep youve had in like a week I’m on mobile someone add a pic

Why do I ask you people to do anything

lms if u want a relationship like this(:

#god please stop heterosexual people from living like this#why do we/they do this#I can’t#y'all cray (via @thatlilqt)

i looked up the source for this and its from an anime where a dude has to keep a constant boner for a month straight or he loses his house

is this the episode where he lost his house