Machines and Dirt and Other Things

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

no mi circo no mis feratus

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said then immediately respond to you before you finish

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

the world's smallest carnivore is called the "least weasel" 😭😭 i'm dying but like if it's the smallest carnivore then it sure is the least amount of weasel you can have 😭😭😭

Immediately I love him

I think, about 3 years ago, I saw a screenshot of an update note of some kind of alternative history game where it says “you can no longer press Create Hungary Button multiple times”, and I think about it every now and then. St. Stephen with a big red button in his holy hands

thinking about this again. i need to press the Create Hungary Button multiple times

Official Post of Massachusetts

see I am extremely pro-sex-scenes in whatever, I think its good and fun and important because its literally just an aspect of life being portrayed, its fine. But my problem is that a lot of the time, characterizations change drastically within sex scenes and I find that jarring. This is especially true of eroge, VNs and such.

Like, I feel like there's a switch that gets flipped that once the sex happens its "porno mode" and the writing is meant to be more hot than work towards any other cause. Which is fine, but some people seem to take it to the point of just sucking the character out of them to make them porno stand-ins. Like, if theres a clumsy character, I want them being clumsy in the bedroom too. If there's a goofy character, I want them cracking dumb jokes while they fuck. If someone isn't particularly forward outside of sex, why would they be initiating within the sexual scenes? Things like that drive me bonkers!!! And I feel like it would probably be ten times as hot if you get to see an actual character who got built up like that in the bedroom, you know???

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.