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To be fair, it does look like this is from 1951, which means it predates the Tu-95.

if you are reading this i want you to stop for a moment and imagine a crab

This is legit the best thing I’ve read all day.

Please read it, please

I will never not reblog this story

Wake up babe, new meta layer just dropped

i think we should try to storm area 51 again

war damn eagle indeed. godspeed solider 😤🫡✊

You actually do need noble lineage to rightfully rule, but since lineage doesn’t dilute, and given the historic sexual tendencies of people in power wrt their servants, eventually noble lineage spread wide enough that everyone had it and that’s why democracy happened.

nice *adds to list of theories that irritate everybody*

my favorite hobby? pretending They Might Be Giants and The Mountain Goats are the same band in earshot of my wife, who loves both

The Giant Goats. They Be Mountin Giants. They Might Be Goats, They Might Be Mountin Goats

do you by chance mean dns servers or is there some pihole-based network time hack that I’m not aware of

Network gear will generally accept whatever the NTP server says. Looking at the logs of a freshly booted switch or router will have the first few entries be something like Jan 1, 1970, before pulling time from NTP and displaying the correct date/time. If you're first setting NTP on the switch/router, I think it might also take a certain number of consistent NTP replies before accepting the new date/time.

holy shit, me too

me throwing the canterbury tales across the room: flying chaucer

me throwing ‘sailing to byzantium’ and ‘the celtic twilight’ across the room: YEATS

*whispered* I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you both to leave this library.

I said what I said.

You know,

Yeah. I know.