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i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,

Trapdoor Spidergirl who sits under her trapdoor just waiting for some poor unprepared cutie to walk by... it's so quick, you'd have no time to react~

plushies (♀) like cuddles a lot and girls find it awesome. cuddlesmode awesomestyle

Hey babe are you yearning? You reblogged Maslow's Hierarchy of "EATING OUT A TRANS GIRL" like 15 times

I miss my wives daylight rains I miss them alot ill be back

maid. ., ,. ,,, princess needs a hug,,,.

nvm,., jurked off,. turns out princess just needed2 cum,.,,

the princess would like to add you on discord and rarely speak to you

Important dragon information: though most dragons are carnivorous, they can still be safely given berries and other fruits as a treat. When your dragon looks at you with sad puppy eyes after she finishes her bowl of blackberries in under 10 seconds, you have to believe her that she wasn’t given enough and needs more. You wouldn’t make her sad by not giving her more blackberries, right?

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

TFW you wake up with a sore throat and realize it's just internal bruising from getting vigorously facefucked the night before...

Sigh… that’s happened to me before… I need it again.

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

extra maid kibble 2 th first maid2 give princess a pawjob ,. ,,,,,. ,,

i think people are starting to confuse class analysis with bioessentialism. like... no not all men do this, but Men as a constructed social class do do this. that's still okay to say. that is regular material analysis of the world around us.

happy pride month for it/its users, polyamorous people, xenogenders, non-transitioning trans people, and other "weird" identities. btw

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit