Runobaz

I just laughed really hard at this and then thought about how I’d try to explain this kind of absurd collaborative humor to my grandma and realized we have absolutely developed a new language online. 

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

The original!!

I needed to hear this right now. <3

My new favorite post.

i fucking love this

@hydrothrax @technopanzer !!!

“if goofy is a dog and pluto is a dog why is one a pet” is the cartoon equivalent of “if man evolved from monkeys why are there still monkeys”

The implication that Goofy is just a more advanced stage in canine evolution is oddly terrifying somehow

theres no such thing as ‘more advance’ in evolution. a dogman isnt more evolved than a dog, just as you are no more evolved than an seagull or coral, they are just fitted for different environments and have evolved as such

Goofy is not more evolved the Pluto, Goofy just fills a different ecological niche. While Pluto is just a scavenger and Goofy is an apex predator both play important roles in the ecosystem.

“Why me? I’m domesticated!” is the deepest rabbit hole of a line in the entire disney canon

Literal actual goals

that was intensely satisfying

WELL DONE!!!

I watched the first few seconds, said “is this motherfucker actually,” AND THEN THE MOTHERFUCKER ACTUALLY

“Ringo isn’t even the best drummer in the Beatles”

The Beatles did not have a fuck to give

I can’t even name 5 Beatles songs and I find this hilarious.

They just loved messing with people. And I love them for that. They trolled before trolling existed.