KATSO!, KATSO!, KATSO!

Removed the top of my desk for cleaning. Cat did not understand 

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Doing a final project in my stats class, we have to pick a subject and collect data on it. We need at least 100 data points, and I figured this blog is big enough that a poll on here could get to that pretty easily!

Doing my project on if it’s more likely to be born in certain months :]

BUT THEN IN THEIR MISREPRESENTATION POLICY THEY SAY YOU CAN'T COLLECT MONEY TO A BANK ACCOUNT THAT'S NOT IN YOUR BUSINESS OR LEGAL NAME. BUT MY LEGAL NAME INCLUDES DICK, WHICH YOU CONSIDER OFFENSIVE.

If your first email was formatted as name@hostname, where the hostname was the network address for your computer, or [email protected], or username@MicroNET, or seriesofdigitswithcomma (replaced by [email protected]), or if you accessed your email with pine or another CLI email client, then you have seniority on the internet.

If your first email address ended in @yahoo, @hotmail, or @msn, you joined the internet after the World Wide Web was created, which places you a minimum of 20 years after email began and 15 years after Usenet was created.

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