Hip hip hoorah

my specialty is liking the same movies that 50-year-old dads like but in a way that would instantly send those dads into cardiac arrest if they heard me talk about them

shakespeare was so funny for that scene where the antagonist tells the protagonist “let the record show that i AM into women THAT BEING SAID holy shit, thou mars, seeing you here is like an even better version of my wedding night. like WAY better. i’ve been dreaming about you every night for years, and in my dreams we take off each other’s armor and beat each other to a pulp and i wake up all hot and sticky 👍”

Extremely relatable content as an archaeologist.

Surely The Answer To This Pickle Is True Love’s Kiss

I totally forgot about this and you know it WAS funny

FUCK yeah

every time I say “they’re perfect for each other,” what I mean is “they are uniquely qualified to make each other worse.”