maximum effort

i like the part of a hyperfixation where you briefly forget that you're a bad person

Her valiz hazırlığı, içinde biraz da hüzün barındırıyor sanırım. O aşamaya geldik dostlar

U literally cannot save your mother like it cant be done

can i borrow the mandate of heaven for like 5 minutes

I don't understand how this is even a defence in the age of drone warfare.

Or even like... Cannon warfare.

Yeah, the Ottomans could have taken this in the fourteenth century.

please stop trying to convince me the cause is righteous and convince me the tactics are effective

as a woman you're always too young or too old for things because the perfect age is when you're a man

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

entering the polycule not as a conqueror, but a liberator

both teams are going to lose the world cup. they will be bombarded by swarms of locusts at the 80th minute. it has been foretold.

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous