Let's Go Girls

It's really important when you're at work to go out there and really give it your 60%. Maybe 35%.

they call me the information withholder for reasons i won't get into

I have GOT to stop spending $30

i need a $10,000 grant to go cluuuuubbbingggg

i have started saying “may they be well” in my head any time i catch myself having not nice thoughts about others which has given me some gems so far such as “he is going to have to go bald soon…. may he be well”

"came back wrong" but it's from work

i’m so glad i’ve never gotten over anything in my life it makes listening to music so fun

ever since i was a little girl i knew i was doomed to take things too seriously and think about them forever

(girl who is already extremely private) i think i need to Move In More Silence

girl who's died a thousand times and soon will die a thousand more: I think I'm starting to feel a bit better actually

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

marriage before thirties is so insane because you're barely a person yet

divorce before thirties however is chic beyond comprehension

this edible ain’t shit