Just Call Me Rufio

I joke about being mean and evil but then people are Actually just genuinely shitty and I'm like. Doesn't it make you feel bad when you act like that

Just want everyone to know when I say 'evil' I really just mean "villainous and campy like a cartoon antagonist"

“I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘‘em’ when relevant” is surprisingly powerful as both a statement and philosophy

A weighted blanket isn’t enough I need to be vacuum sealed

the real reason howl kept his castle moving was tax evasion

This sounds like a joke but I read the book this is the literal reason

GOOD ADDITION OP

BEST ADDITION

political comics that are just kids holding books and going “what’s this?????? not a electronic? no computer???not phone?? how can be??” will always crack me up

I think old people do this just to feel better about themselves because they don’t know how to use a computer and think that it works the other way around for some reason.

Chaotic good white trash

I love it

not trashy at all

I feel better now knowing the cat wasn’t actually being yelled at or mocked.

That cat looks like the lovechild of Lil Bub and Princess Monster Truck and yes I know they’re girls.