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the great protector

The piece I did for the MXTX Rarepair Zine! @mxtxrarepairzine

Fengqing are sent on a man hunt after the ghost groom -> wait it’s a bride -> wait it’s a ghost under Qi Rong -> Qi Rong where’s Xie Lian, like full on insane comedy of errors.

Meanwhile, Xie Lian is like, "Cool, I’ll pretend to be the doting bride who’s shy,” but oh, this ghost is handsome, but oh, he’s being so nice and kind, and I should play the part right? He’s clearly so strong I should lull him into a false sense of security… I’ll keep up the bride bit for a while. I have enough leftover spiritual energy to switch to a female form and be stuck like for a while, but it’s fine… I’ll kill him when his guard is down… oh wait, he’s giving me space?? He’s confused and doesn’t want to rush the wedding night?? He knows I’m a man??? He’s giving me enough spiritual power to change as I’d like and also wants to dote on me??? He didn’t kill those girls?!? Well fuck I'd better find out what’s going on then. Oh San Lang you want me to call you San Lang you say I can stay here and use your library to figure out a game plan and also rest up and oh well I guess I’m in no rush Fengqing probably have the ghost groom thing covered after all I Xie Lian am just a worthless god anyway so I’ll stay here and continue acting as like Hua Cheng’s wife. Hell, the whole city already sees me that way since Hua Cheng brought me into the city in a wedding gown. This is fine, I’m totally fine, my cultivation is not even at risk, it’s fine…..

Hua Cheng, of course, is just constantly going wtf wtf dianxia, but no, her highness, she's so beautiful, I can't believe I didn't know she was a she now I've missed so much, wait, it's a ruse? Wait, me no ghost groom, why would you think I'm the ghost groom? Oh, the butterflies ahhhh hahaha wait, you thought we were married? I hahaha I need to go lie down, omfg. I need to explode into butterflies every 15 minutes, omfg. OMFG Dianxia is in my house!!!! Like, no thoughts, just Ahhhhhhhhh.

Scene interpretation of my Inquisitor Ilaan Lavellan with her Dread Wolf. She would be right in the middle of that final battle the whole time! Face close up under the cut.