Brain Wyrms

Doctors are like: ughhhhh. You're confusing. Come back if you die

In elementary school, my best friend and I had this game we would play where we were school supplies living inside a child's desk and going on slice-of-life adventures inside it. And I remember that a key component of our school supply society was a sort of religious schism that existed around the purpose and nature of the giant hand that occasionally reached in to grab different citizens, use them, and then return them, because most school supplies considered this an auspicious and enviable moment of being selected for a greater purpose and allowed a glimpse of a vast truth, but pencils considered it a horrible portent of doom because they always got sharpened during it and came back smaller and closer to death. We were third graders btw.

[Image ID: Tumblr tags reading: fascinated by the political implications here. because most supplies should side with the pencils, erasers rubbed away. markers dryer. pens drained of ink. stick pads and notebooks missing entire sheets., who convinced any of them this was honorable rather than horrific. and what did that convincing take. /End ID]

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it's not frequent enough to be considered a meme or a trend, but I like how every so often this site gets a new "woke mafia boss" variation.

God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.

let it be known that i touch grass frequently and I’m still like this.

Free service with no ads: Okay so these guys are stealing my data

Robot girl wearing a shirt that says "sensitive electronic equipment"

dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr

do you understand me in a cute way or in a scary way

LOVE IS REAL AND WHAT GREAT A DAY TO PROVE IT. LETS TROT