so apparently @ruby2sdemonblood is my child who im raising with @trials-era-sam and @jaytwo
APPARENTLY????
WHATS THIS THEN???

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
trying on a metaphor

#extradirty
Misplaced Lens Cap
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Fai_Ryy
almost home
official daine visual archive
Show & Tell
hello vonnie
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Peter Solarz
cherry valley forever
Jules of Nature

JVL
Not today Justin
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
YOU ARE THE REASON

seen from Denmark

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United Arab Emirates
seen from United States
seen from New Zealand

seen from United States
seen from Jordan

seen from Türkiye

seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from Russia

seen from United States
seen from Argentina

seen from United Kingdom
seen from Poland
seen from Argentina
seen from Pakistan
seen from United States

seen from Malaysia
@ruby2sdemonblood
so apparently @ruby2sdemonblood is my child who im raising with @trials-era-sam and @jaytwo
APPARENTLY????
WHATS THIS THEN???

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
can't believe we live in the timeline where jared padalecki got bottom surgery
SCREAMING I fully woke up and this was a dream?? apparently??
istg it felt so real 😭. Like it seems we knew about it beforehand because it had been mentioned but he just posted a pic on instagram of him with bandages between his legs (I don't fully know if he had a vagina now or was fully smooth) in which he seemed so happy. and gen was openly supportive btw. then I remember basically the internet being on fire, me immediately opening tumblr to see a post by aluisfrater about it. from what we knew he never said he was trans and anything other than a man, he just felt more comfortable in his body that way
12x13 Family Feud
"this is my boyfriend" is such a normal thing to say about the man who plays your father <3
X

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
samdean | labor
uh oh! one of your organs has mysteriously vanished! Spin this wheel to find out which one!
HOW DEAD ARE YOU?
literally instantly dead
not immediately dead, but theres no hope
MAYBE you have time to make it to a hospital, no guarantees you survive
you can get medical help and survive, but itll be rough
youll recover and should be able to go back to a mostly normal life after this
not bad at all you might not even notice
somehow youre doing better now?????
you already dont have this organ
Art by Shelby DeGarmo
"normal guy in an really weird place just chilling" and "weird thing or creature in a really normal place confused as hell" are both extremely funny concepts to me
this is peak comedy to me
s08e01 -- "We Need To Talk About Kevin"

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
always post about things no one follows you for. i love you
Well, you know, usually when someone moves into a town, they – they actually, uh, you know, move into the town. I did.
jeeeeeeesus christ, scott
If by some miracle sweet potato Hitler doesn't win come the end of the week, this won't be necessary, but should he win here are some of the first things to be aware of or do.
If you know a trans person, no you don't. Respect them as best you can in private but you know nothing in public.
Be aware that TikTok will likely be banned, find new platforms to spread information. Fuck Twitter and what ever tiktok replacement he's working on.
Learn to Garden, even in winter so you can feed yourself should prices skyrocket
Get an air purifier. The Clean Air Act is likely to be stripped of its power with the EPA deregulated, air quality is going to suffer
Should you have kids, try to supplement history/social studies education. That's the first place they will attack, if you need help ask, history teacher will help
Try and do what you can to be aware of your health before January.
Help one another. That's the best way we can move forward and make change in the future.
Dildo Generator
Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….
Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).
Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here
the time is now
hell yeah
ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda
it’s called the purple ramjet
which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide
shove a vase up your ass
not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls
i call it the matterhorn
cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through
i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises
of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”
I call this one the Megahorny
Just cram an entire table lamp up there
Me every time this post crosses my dash:
My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.
Plate.
I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog
Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-
How you gonna do us like that bruh???
ITS BACK
M U S H R O O M
en garde
i guess this is the long post all the gays are collectively reblogging today huh
Idk how to work it on mobile which makes me sad
This this fucking terrible thing just killed me
I was just scrolling and my friend asked why I was dying and i just had shown them this.
They are scared of me i think
The one time the internet is expected to make dicks, the internet immediately makes everything except dicks.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr
how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr
how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr
how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr
how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr
how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr
how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr
how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr
how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr
how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr
how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr
how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr
how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr
how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr
how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr
how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr
how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr
how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr
how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr
how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr
how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr
how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr
how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr
how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr
how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr
how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr
how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr
how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr
roach
how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr
roach
how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr
roach
how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr
roach
how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr
roach
how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr
roach
how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr
roach
how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr
roach
how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr
roach
how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr
roach
how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr
roach
how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr
roach
how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr
the-universe-at-large
roach:
how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr
YES YOU DID
high-saffron
the more you reblog this the more it breaks
the-universe-at-large
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO
dangergays
literally what is happening @staff you dun goofd
i tried to reblog this and the stupid app just crashed
If you’re seeing this, I managed to reblog this post.
I-
what?
i’m frightened
Attempting to reblog