b(•)(•)bs

1. find a male siren to replicate your sibling's most appealing traits so you can always have a needier, more compliant version of them around (dean winchester, supernatural)

2. anonymously flirt with your sibling online & commit several murders for them until they get obsessed enough to come find you themselves (brian moser, dexter)

3. regularly call your sibling to remind them you’re still celibate & patiently waiting for them to work through your shared incest trauma so you can finally be together (chris dollanganger, flowers in the attic)

4. violate every single boundary they have by inserting yourself into the boyfriend's role until they start having erotic dreams about you (billy chenowith, six feet under)

5. start dating a demon who mimics your sibling’s speech patterns and mannerisms to gaslight you into starting an apocalypse (sam winchester, supernatural)