rita the raccoon ate the cocoon

Far worse, in my opinion, than the famous “he wouldn’t fucking say that” is “he WOULD fucking say that, as part of his facade, but you seem to think he would mean it genuinely”

Se also "he DID say that and he was LYING, and somehow you didn't notice."

Not to be forgotten is "he said that because that's what they wanted to hear, and you took it as his core philosophy "

Being a fan of a morally grey character is frustrating because people will try to reduce them to either being an innocent little angel or a completely heartless monster and both of these interpretations just take away what makes the character interesting

Jerry and Rosa being all lovey dovey and giggly in the front seat together and jacks in the back telling them to keep it down cos they're distracting him from his book. And Jerry just DIVES back there to include Jack in the smoochfest