everybody cut futlus

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two meads in and i'm asking my knight if i can feel how sharp his blade is 🤦‍♂️ i'm giggling and kicking my feet too. should i ask him to press it against my neck or is that too forward

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

gen z is trying to cancel the mysterious and horrible obelisk im building at the edge of town

Are you free from your curse yet i miss you

I think it would be really wonderful if seagulls were constructed more like bottles with a mystery inside. What I'm imagining is that were you to catch one, you could then unscrew its face and there would be a glowing gem nestled in some sort of socket. The Core of the Gull so to speak. Then you could swap that around with other seagulls, and after screwing the faces back on they would fly off as if nothing happened. Hm... Is this too esoteric, or do some of you see what I am getting at?

(eating a pill i found on the floor of the club bathroom) hope it's a placebo. i don't need any effects right now